And jokes

Wank

Let's get this right. What's the difference between an egg and a wank?

You can beat an egg, but you can't beat...

Fence

Fence 1 was thinking and Fence 2 said, "Are you still on the fence about running away?"

Fence 1 said, "Yeah, I was thinking of running on the RAILROAD."

Game

Jace: Haha, I won, dude. You suck at Monopoly!

Timmy: Let's play another game. *GUNSHOT* I guess I won!

Jace: *SCREAMS IN PAIN*

Timmy: What? I thought we were playing Chutes and Ladders!

Memes

Class

I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes

A yellow minion with one eye and blue overalls stands on the left. To the right, there is a text that begins: "What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals..." and continues with a long, aggressive monologue.
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    Dad

    What does a bullet and milk have in common? They both take out your dad.

    Friend

    They say making and having friends comes with some benefits. I guess you could say I have friends with benefits.

    Dick

    My teacher asked what was the worst time you got paddled by your parents. My one friend said that he got in trouble and got whacked by a stick. I raised my hand and said that my dad whacked me with his dick.

    Lumberjack

    A lumberjack goes to a person's house.

    Then he realized the tree was too big and was stumped and had to leaf.

    Day

    🎨🧑🏻‍🦰 day was that good fun day at home 🏠. I had to the earth and I love it when you get a home and walk walk home from school and walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home 🏠. Was your birthday 🎁? I did.

    Orphan

    Mom: I was an orphan once. The kid: Oh, ok, idgaf. Mom: And you're gonna be too! :) The kid: Ok, idgaf- WAIT WHAT THE FU-

    Lift

    Think about you are so fucking high that you are walking to a lift and inside the lift are stairs. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    Discord server

    Knock knock.

    Who's there? Discord server.

    Discord server who?

    This server is dead, bye bitches, I got better things to do than watch you sit here and type like a sloth.

    Eye

    Q. What color were Mohammed Atta’s eyes?

    A. Blue, one blue this way and one blue the other way.

    Cereal

    What’s the difference between cereal and a baby?

    I personally think cereal is not nutritious.