And jokes

Hey woah man, and Alya how are you guys? Oh and hbu jk master? How is life right now? Is it hard? You wanna talk?

How can you make an Otter Pop become funny?

Take your shotgun and make an otter go "pop!"

Hey Alya and JK Master, how are you guys doing? No one being an ass to you guys today, right? If so, I'll beat them up :)

What is the continent that ALWAYS sleeps and sleeps and sleeps and that is so tired that it won’t wake up? Eur-ope.

You know somebody has a fat ass when someone is standing between you and them, and all you can focus on is that trunk.

My hair is blue, and I'm blue!

Would you rather eat a girl out who has: herpes, COVID, and AIDS while she is on her period?

Or eat live worms, bats, and mice?

What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?

An apple actually gets picked.

What’s the difference between a boomerang and an orphan's parents?

One of the two actually came back.😂

What's yellow, slimy, and smells like bananas?

Monkey puke.

A bee said to his naughty son, "Honey, stop bee-ing abnormal and bee positive!"

What is an orphan and an apple?

They get picked.

Roblox jokes on this page in a nutshell: something about Roblox girlfriends, and "Add me on Roblox. My name is Sonicboy100299easyarsenaltowerofhellproxdlol."

Man: *behind the women* She's so ugly!

Woman: My back is not a voicemail, unless you're a coward and can only say it behind my back to my face.

I found a place before called an orphanage, but when I was allowed in there were lots of kids, and I said, "Where's your parents? Oh yeah, you're orphans." Gosh, that was one heck of a day!

Teacher: Here, have candy.

Kid: No, I’m too fat.

Teacher: Shut up, or I’m gonna fail you.

*Next week*

Teacher: Okay kids, get off the floor and go back to your seats.

Kid: I’m too fat to get up.

Teacher: Don’t you remember what I said?

Kid: Yep, elephants don’t forget.

There has to be someone that hates watersharky. He curses at you if you say one thing about his friends or him. He just is mean and needs to leave.

Ok, ok, who is trying to be my "long lost brother"? Because last time I checked, I didn't have any sisters or brothers, so stop trying to steal my fame from me and give up. A lot of other people already know you are fake, so get off this website OR JUST STOP!!!

A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage. Why was she crying before she went in? Because the people came back for their dog!

Alya and freshfry wondering where the hell Alex is!