And jokes

Dear Kenya, love of life,

Thanks for commenting on my jokes, and thanks for being a nice person to me! Love, Jaden. You can tell by the emojis 🥰😍❤️💞!

Love you a million times more!

Yo mama so "PHAT," she has big boobs and nice legs!

I told my therapist you are too fat and ugly to date grown men. Then she asked me, "You wanna give a judgemental reaction about that?" I said, "Okay, you smell rat pee on somebody's cock."

What's the difference between a magician and a chorus line?

The magician has a cunning array of stunts!

"Little John, she is fat." How? He said, "Like a pig."

I was walking to the park and a mystery killer came and shot me.

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

Apples are picked.

What starts with "P" and ends with "E" and has a million letters?

Post Office.

My friend and I were playing Poker... And my friend also beat me with Jackass.

What's an orphan's favorite sport?

Baseball, because that's the only time they can run home.

Say "traffic," and replace "r" with "h." It sounds like... that thicc.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the British bastard and get the egg roll.

When they were going around giving out brains and you thought they were saying "train," so you said, "No thanks, I’ll take the next one!" 🤣

Five people went to a store and asked for a menu. The waitress said, "I will be right back."

I did a good walk and I...

What is the difference between a human being and a tree?

I love you. You too. I love you. You have a good night. Love. Love. I love you. You and your mom, love. Love. You have the best friends. Love. You have fun. Love. Is it good? You you have to walk home from school and walk walk home from school. I have fun at home.

What is the difference between a tree and walk walk home and walk walk home from school?

What is the difference between a human and walk home from school and walk home?

Why can’t an orphan celebrate Father’s Day and Mother’s Day? Because they have no parents.