And jokes

Stephen Hawking's family was cruel. He fell over and got told to man up and walk it off.

I love you. You too. I love you. You have a good night. Love. Love. I love you. You and your mom, love. Love. You have the best friends. Love. You have fun. Love. Is it good? You you have to walk home from school and walk walk home from school. I have fun at home.

What is the difference between a human being and a tree tree house that is a tree tree house that is a tree tree house that is a tree tree 🌳?

What is the difference between a tree and walk walk home and walk walk home from school?

What is the difference between a tree and walking home from school?

Logic fire bars in Fortnite sped up to sound like he [is a] chipmunk like Alvin, Simon, and Theodore :)

What's yellow and smells of Marge? Homer Simpson's fingers!

I had a glass of Schweppes lemonade in one hand and a glass of R. Whites in the other. I got into a hot sweat. I think I have Corona Virus.

I did a good walk and I...

What is the difference between a human being and a tree?

What would you call a mom cat and a kitten walking together?

KIT-KAT :p

What's the difference between a Lambo and a pile of dead kids?

I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

I did a walk walk and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home.

What has four legs and an arm?

A Doberman in a playground.

I was on a plane and my mom said, "It's just a little turbulence."

And I said, "Mom, we just got on the runway!"

Me: Knock, knock.

Teacher: Who is there?

Me: Boo.

Teacher: Boo who?

Me: Stop being a crybaby and open the door!

Teacher: ......

Me: Aw man, detention again.

Q. What's the difference between people and a toilet?

A. Neither does R. Kelly.

A guy walks up to me in the street and asks if you have to include the name of an animal in every sentence. I said only if it's relephant.

He says what about vegetables. I said not nesecelery.

We used to have a tail on the back... and now it moves forward.

I wanted to have sex, but I share a room with my brother, so we made a code. "Tomato" for faster, and "cheese" for more, and I shouted, "Tomato, tomato, cheese, cheese." My brother said, "Stop making sandwiches, you're getting mayo on my bed!"