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My mom wanted me to brush my hair.

And I just told her that even pet animals don't like their hair brushed...

Did you know that an orphan can take a selfie and a family photo at the same time?

Person 1: How smart are you?

Person 2: Really smart.

Person 1: Ok. If you have 3 ghosts and take away 2, how many are left?

Person 2: 1 ghost is left.

Person 1: Wrong! 0 ghosts are left because ghosts don't exist!

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.

What do you call cancers? Loyal, protective, and caring.

What’s an orphan’s favorite holidays? Mothers’ and Father’s Day.

Yo mama is so stupid, when she took a trip to Disneyland and a sign on the highway said “Disney left,” she went home.

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"-JuicyFruitSnacks- A whole lot of pepper and a whole lot of salt. If I blame it on my friends, it won't be my fault."

-Mully- This is my mom left!!

What's the difference between a bay and an onion?

I cry when I cut into an onion.

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What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

Apples get picked.

Kobe played I Spy and he said, "I spy a mountain."

Let's make this the most liked and commented on this website.

Who thinks Kenya's dancing is bad and wrong? NO!!!!!!

This whole string is really messed up. Y'all should be ashamed of yourselves. I just heard the audio recording of the crash and it said, "HE'S ON FIRE! BOOM SHAKALAKA!"

When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid's Sketchers light up.

"Zre, um, be careful when using a gun, okay? And meh not fat, boy."

Chat date for Kenya and Jaden!

Tell your adopted kid you want to take them back home and tell them their original parents want them, and get them all excited, then take them to the orphanage and tell them their parents died.