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I used to be a doctor, until a girl came in to get a kidney transplant, but I had to give her anal resizing surgery first.

What is the similar thing between alcohol and anal sex?

They are not for kids.

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    • Broccoli is like anal sex.

    If you're forced to have it as a child, you probably won't like it as an adult.

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    • My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex between 1-10.

    Last night we tried anal, she kept shouting 9!

    That's the best I've done so far.

    What's the best part of having sex with a baby?

    Deep throat and anal at the same time.

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    • How is spinach like anal sex?

    If you were forced to have it as a child, you probably won't like it as an adult.

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    • What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?

    Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.

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