Broccoli is like anal sex.
If you're forced to have it as a child, you probably won't like it as an adult.
Guess what? Chicken butt.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Anal.
Anal.
My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex between 1-10.
Last night we tried anal, she kept shouting 9!
That's the best I've done so far.
What's the best part of having sex with a baby?
Deep throat and anal at the same time.
How is spinach like anal sex?
If you were forced to have it as a child, you probably won't like it as an adult.
What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
How do you cover 12 holes with one hole?
Take a flute and shove it up your ass.
Why is baby shampoo the best anal lube?
No more tears.
