Anakin Skywalker jokes
Trump and Anakin Skywalker have something in common: they’ve both killed a lot of sand people.
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get the milk and to get to the dark side.
Anakin Skywalker: I don't like sand.
*also him*
Anakin Skywalker: I lived on sand.
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get to the dark side.