Alot Jokes

A hot woman called "Jessie" was showering when the phone rang.. Jessie was upset because the phone wouldn't stop ringing, and she goes out naked from the bathroom to answer the phone in the hall.. Jessie on the phone: 《Hello? 》 The one on the phone: 《Oh hi i'm Jeff i just wanted to tell you don't go out from your bathroom naked next time because my brother is behind you right now trying to rape you》 Jessie: 《Stop it my sister! this is the 10th time you do this cringe joke! it gets boring!》

But sadly it wasn't a joke and she cried alot that night and learned how not to go out naked from the bathroom again.

What does a skeleton say when it has alot of stuff?

"I have a SKELE-TON of stuff to do.

*fat man coming in the store* waiter oh god not again :| fat man : hi i would like 3 fries and 19 burgers waiter : sorry sir you will get the owners store out of stock on food can i get you a salad instead? fat man : oh sorry but im the owner and i have alot of stocks the for he record you should get yourself a my order your skinny af gurl you trading to be a stick or something?

Harry Potter Dobby: Dobby never meant to kill, Dobby only meant to maim or seriously injure!!

Jumanji Coach Webb: Ok, theres alot wrong with that.

you where born on the free way you know why because

thats where alot of accidents happen 😈

if i had a dime for everytime the australian president shat himself in a mcdonalds, i would have one dime, which is not alot but its weird that it happened

One day my mom told me not to be an acter i said but mommy i will make alot of money!

WHY DOES THE SUN GET ALOT OF GIRLS? BECAUSE ITS HOT.

I slit my wrist and said,"THATS A LOT OF DAMAGE!". So I did again, but with a knife and said,"NOW *THATS* ALOT OF DAMAGE!". I then put watertight Flexseal on the wound, and it didn't seal.