The twin towers and genders have alot in common, there used to be two and now.. its just a touchy subject.
My dog used to chase people on a bike alot. It got so bad,I finally had to take his bike away.
Wow, Heavens alot hotter than I thought it'd be.
My Crush: I cut 4 inches of my hair yesterday Me: So? My Crush 4 Inches is alot! Me: Oh yeah?
Little Johnny is watching his dad shave one morning and his dad was making alot of mistakes. Suddenly his dad screams " bitches and asses!" Johnny asks what it meant and his dad replied " aunts and uncles" Oh. next thing he hears is "dicks and pussies!" Johnny asks " what's that mean?" To which his dad replied " uh coats and hats." Oh next thing he know he sees his dad jumping around the the bathroom yelling " fucking, fuck,fuck,Fuck" " what does that mean dad?" And his dad yells " cut Johnny, it means cut!!!!" Oh. Next week is Thanksgiving and the doorbell rings and Johnny answers it and says " Hey bitches and asses, hang your dicks and pussies here, dad's in the kitchen fucking the turkey.
So the other day i saw a child in a wheelchair
he was getting bullied alot so i came up
And said why dont you stand up to those bullies
hoes be like ive been through a lot no alots been through you
been getting alot of paper cuts on my fingers lately, i guess its a sign i should go lower
I done a thing were we have chat hangouts with people that like gwen or just want to hang out do stuff.
All people are in vited
we have alot! Enjoy
Roses are red, my blood is too, And i've been seeing it alot more, since i've lost you
What do you call a lesbian dinosour? Lick-alot-a-pus
What do us emos all have in common? Depression. Anxiety. The sole desire to just start saying you wanna kys right out of the blue alot and saying "I CAN'T WAIT TO JUMP OF THAT BUILDING SOON!" and other people say, idgaf, do it, all of us would be happy
How do you scare alot of people in New York? Open a mobile Hotspot named delta in flight wifi.
I dont understand why the twin towers were super upset there pizza just got there alot faster by plane
How do you make a body disappear? You use an axe, black plastic bags, a forest, a shovel and some ice cream because killing someone and chopping them up and digging holes in ground and putting dirt over them is alot of hard work!
Psa im joking and dont condone these actions.
My Friend said having sex is alot like your first football game
Your bloody and bruised but at least your dad was there
what did nemos dad say "man hes alot like my dad, i can never find him"
What does a skeleton say when it has alot of stuff?
"I have a SKELE-TON of stuff to do.
Harry Potter Dobby: Dobby never meant to kill, Dobby only meant to maim or seriously injure!!
Jumanji Coach Webb: Ok, theres alot wrong with that.
you where born on the free way you know why because
thats where alot of accidents happen 😈
