Almond jokes
What is the toughest thing about living a vegan life?
Getting up at 5am to milk the almonds.
I have no problem getting dates online. I鈥檝e also had luck with almonds, cashews, and walnuts.
I love almond milk. It鈥檚 unlike any udder milk.
I want an almond-flavored biscuit.
Don鈥檛 panic! Stay c-almond collected.
Thing 1: What's the difference between nuts and almonds?
Thing 2: I don't know, what?
Thing 1: One gets hard faster.
I thought about going on an all-almond diet.
But that鈥檚 just nuts.