A zebra couldn't find any grass. Then he saw a monkey cooking. He thought to steal a little, but he was burned in the fore, and the smoke was all over him. But when he went to the ocean, it was still there, and zebras are stuck in this style forever.
All Jokes
If you have a bad day, just think there are at least 15 people who care about you.
All then are bad.
So there was this guy who went swimming one day and got his left side bitten off by a shark.
But don't worry, he is all right now.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
Oh my Prince, I've loved you ever since the day we met.
When I was caught in your net of love, sweet love... It's all above...
Prince, are you really gay, because I love you with all my heart and pray for you all the time!
PLEASE CHOOSE ME INSTEAD! :(
Farmer: Phew! I got all the eggs from the chickens!
Farmer #2: EGGcellent!
Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because she felt peely!
What is black and white and red all over? A newspaper.
One day I went skating and skated for so long that my feet were incredibly sore.
It was like my skates were moving all by themselves, but I decided to just roll with the situation.
A delivery service called “Ross Deliveries” was known to be the best in town. They never got anything wrong. One day, Rachelle got a delivery, but when it arrived, it was all broken! How is this possible?
I never said which delivery service she used. Lol.
Yo mama so fat when The Rock hit her with a Rock Bottom, her big fat ass belly let all the pizza explode out of her belly!
Falco: Dreaming of a day when I don’t hear people say I’m a knockoff Fox, knockoff Fox.
Fox: Dreaming of a day when you die in a fire and I get all your aerial skills.
Falco: Wat...
Why did the ass go to therapy?
It couldn't deal with all the crap.
Ever heard of the currency TNT?
All Arab economies are booming with so much TNT!
I just roast all of your chins because I don't know which is uglier.
Did you all hear about the newest gay celebrity couple? Yeah, John Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzjohn.
Person: So, Jimmy, what do you do all day?
Jimmy Savile: Anyone who I can do.
Yesterday, I was on a reality TV show where they locked me up with all those smelly monkeys from the Leger Zoo. It was complete madness.
How can you tell it's a gay barbecue?
'Cause all the hot dogs taste like shit.
