All jokes
Orphan jokes are just hurtful, and that is all they are, so please stop.
I ask my sister why the Chinese owner brings us free food all the time.
My sister said to me "I love him long time."
Yo mama so fat when The Rock hit her with a Rock Bottom, her big fat ass belly let all the pizza explode out of her belly!
Why did the ass go to therapy?
It couldn't deal with all the crap.
Falco: Dreaming of a day when I donβt hear people say Iβm a knockoff Fox, knockoff Fox.
Fox: Dreaming of a day when you die in a fire and I get all your aerial skills.
Falco: Wat...
Memes
Ever heard of the currency TNT?
All Arab economies are booming with so much TNT!
What is black and white and red all over?
... a newspaper!
When that one night stand says she has AIDS but you laugh, "I choose D!"
She says...wait what?? I have all of the above! XD
Yesterday, I was on a reality TV show where they locked me up with all those smelly monkeys from the Leger Zoo. It was complete madness.
Person: So, Jimmy, what do you do all day?
Jimmy Savile: Anyone who I can do.
Why canβt you play Uno with Mexicans?
Because theyβll steal all the green cards.
I just roast all of your chins because I don't know which is uglier.
Did you all hear about the newest gay celebrity couple? Yeah, John Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzjohn.
How can you tell it's a gay barbecue?
'Cause all the hot dogs taste like shit.
Why am I in jail?
All I did was cause 9/11.
Your mama is so stupid she stayed up all night so she can get some sleep.
Why canβt dinosaurs clap? Cuz they are all dead.
One time I was with my uncle. He said to me to pass him the marble on the floor. All I heard was my butt clapping with his sausage.
All people on here, what's your least favorite hunting rifle? Mine's Sako-85.
What's still together after all the sh*t they've been through? Your butt cheeks.