What do you call a group of Indians that eat curry all the time?
The Munch Bunch.
What do I think about the Kennedy assassination?
First of all, he should have had a roof on that car.
What is a snake's favorite drug?
Adder-all.
So there was this guy who went swimming one day and got his left side bitten off by a shark.
But don't worry, he is all right now.
"I love you with all my heart."
Why can’t you play Uno with Mexicans?
Because they’ll steal all the green cards.
I got my son a bike for his birthday. The ungrateful fucker just sat in his wheelchair all day crying.
All then are bad.
I wish all my grass was emo.
It would cut itself.
Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because she felt peely!
What is black and white and red all over? A newspaper.
Why can’t dinosaurs clap? Cuz they are all dead.
What is black and white and red all over?
... a newspaper!
All (DYM 93).
If I have ligma and you have ligma, how about you ligma balls? 😏 (It’s all about how you pronounce the end.)
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
Q: Why did the math book look so sad?
A: Because of all its problems.
A man lost his left arm.
He's all right now.
All go gansta until the two towers fall down on you.
A man walks into a bar. The man says, "Why the human face?" It's not funny at all.
When that one night stand says she has AIDS but you laugh, "I choose D!"
She says...wait what?? I have all of the above! XD
