sex dolls are alive in the Toy Story universe
My aunt’s star sign is cancer, so it’s pretty ironic how she died. She was eaten alive by a giant freaking crab
People need to stop taking life so seriously, after all, no one gets out alive!
He dead, he alive but most importantly he got a new hard drive
I had a boyfriend once, he broke up with me because he "wanted to be more alive," guess it didn't work when he went to my basement.
I finally got my wife to shut up.Who knew all I had to do was bury her alive all these years ha! try telling me to get my feet off the couch now karen!
You look like a 2 year old drawling that came alive.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
because skeletons aren't alive and can't move so it's impossible for him to cross the road
a man died with an erection. the three nurses in the morgue saw this the first nurse climbs on and rides him. the second nurse dose the same the third hesitates saying "i'm on my period." the others say its ok hes dead so she rides him to. when she's done he sits up and all the nurses ask how hes alive he replies i'm good to go after the two jumpstarts and blood transfusion
how many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
102, if you have some alive ones.
A man walks into a sky scraper bar and takes a shot of tequila and jumps out of a window. An on looker watch’s this and is scared but what scared him most is when the same man who jumped cane back up a gain 10 minutes later. The onlooker who is amazed asked the man how he was still alive and the man said with a drunk slurred voice I “I don’t know every time I take a shot and jump I float right before I hit the ground!” The man demonstrates and as he said floated down and and came back up to the bar. The onlooker says that he must try slams a shot of tequila and jumps SPLAT! The bartender looks at the first man and says”Your and a-hole when your drunk Superman.”
What’s the difference between dead babies and a cat? The cat is still alive. What’s the difference between cat food and tonight’s dinner? Nothing it’s all just mystery meat.
What is the best thing about being buried alive or burning to death? No funeral costs
All these African jokes ain't funny when you are a lover of Africa, how are there still Africans alive? Y'all are racist and may God forgive you... You know we rich with natural resources that's why y'all come to steal from us... Shame on you ALL
Some people think Bin Laden is dead, but some think hes alive.
He is the Al-Qaeda Elvis
Why do kids with cancer hate their birthday?
They don't know if they'll be alive to see it.
You should never leave a man hanging.
Unless they are still alive..
what con you say both at a funeral and during sex???
this whould be much better if you where alive
What's better than a pile of dead babies.
One that's alive in the middle that has to eat it's way out.
i love my family when there buried alive
