Album

Album Jokes

Penaldo

Official Dj Penaldo playlist.

1. "I'm a fraud" 2. "I need you (ft. Tap-ins)" 3. "I Want to Leave Mid United" 4. "Back where I belong (ft. Europa league)" 5. "TY Eder" 6. "Nobody wants me (Rejectnaldo Remix)" 7. "Fuck that kid (ft. Lil Broke phone)" 8. "Sewy (Benched +arms crossed version)"

Gun

During a show, I once asked the crowd if they were pro-guns, and the majority belted out in approval.

I asked a man in the front row why he was pro-guns, and he gave me the basic “personal protection liberty 2nd amendment” hooplah.

Very seriously, I told the crowd, “I’m pro-guns because I enjoy living in a world with only four Nirvana albums.”

My friend was the only one who laughed.

Cancer

Cancer is like your dad. It only comes back when Blueface baby drops a new album.

Ariana Grande

TIL Ariana Grande is actually a pop singer.

I thought it was a fancy coffee for white supremacists.

Stress

Why is Donald Trump under so much stress?

Because he signed up to be on an album where somebody says "no love for the rich" on it.

Adele

Why doesn't Adele swim properly?

Because she's rolling in the deep. 🤽‍♂️

Emo

What's an emo's favorite Pink Floyd album?

The Final Cut.

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  • Inch

    What is 14 inches long and starts with D?

    A Dookie From GREEN DAY

    Beat

    What is David Bowie known for when making music? He gets his beats from his kids.

    Band

    Did you hear about the band Manhole? I hear they're a metal cover.

    Wall

    What is the similarity between Pink Floyd and Donald Trump:

    The best thing they did was a wall.

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  • Wall

    What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? Both of their greatest hits are "the wall."