Official Dj Penaldo playlist.
1. "I'm a fraud" 2. "I need you (ft. Tap-ins)" 3. "I Want to Leave Mid United" 4. "Back where I belong (ft. Europa league)" 5. "TY Eder" 6. "Nobody wants me (Rejectnaldo Remix)" 7. "Fuck that kid (ft. Lil Broke phone)" 8. "Sewy (Benched +arms crossed version)"
During a show, I once asked the crowd if they were pro-guns, and the majority belted out in approval.
I asked a man in the front row why he was pro-guns, and he gave me the basic “personal protection liberty 2nd amendment” hooplah.
Very seriously, I told the crowd, “I’m pro-guns because I enjoy living in a world with only four Nirvana albums.”
My friend was the only one who laughed.
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Cancer is like your dad. It only comes back when Blueface baby drops a new album.
TIL Ariana Grande is actually a pop singer.
I thought it was a fancy coffee for white supremacists.
Why is Donald Trump under so much stress?
Because he signed up to be on an album where somebody says "no love for the rich" on it.
They said that new Juice WRLD album was shakin' good....
One Erection would be a very nice name for a gay band.
His new music video has been leaked. It’s called “Living in a Tree.”
If an orphan takes a photo... Well done! It's a family photo!
Why doesn't Adele swim properly?
Because she's rolling in the deep. 🤽♂️
What's an emo's favorite Pink Floyd album?
The Final Cut.
What is 14 inches long and starts with D?
A Dookie From GREEN DAY
What is David Bowie known for when making music? He gets his beats from his kids.
Did you hear about the band Manhole? I hear they're a metal cover.
- Hey, are you single?
- No, I'm album.
What is the similarity between Pink Floyd and Donald Trump:
The best thing they did was a wall.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? Both of their greatest hits are "the wall."
Nickelback.
Did you hear that Daft Punk came out with a cook book?
It's called "One More Thyme."
