What's Al Qaeda's favorite football team?
New York Jets.
What game did Al-Qaeda Play With The Twin Towers On September 11th 2001? Jenga.
What's Al-Qaeda's favorite sports team?
The New York Jets
What does an Al Qaida terrorist and a flexible man have in common? They can blow themselves
Hey guys, wish me luck on my game Al-Nassr vs. Raed Al-Raed. I have 604 million followers on Instagram, but we are not gonna be able to beat that. Can we get to 69 followers, please and thankyou?
If Al Gore started a math rock band it should be called Algorhythm.
whats the difference between al qaeda and ms frizzle? One flew a plane into the twin towers one flew a bus into the school
bin laden promised 76 virgins to al-queda
instead there was one 76 year year old virgin
Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?" Man: "Yes!" Reporter: "Name?" Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim." Reporter: "Sex?" Man: "Three to five times a week." Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?" Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel." Reporter: "Holy cow!" Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general." Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?" Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style." Reporter: "Oh dear!" Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."
my first name is Al and my last name is Coholic :) #yuengling.f/wat
Some people think Bin Laden is dead, but some think hes alive.
He is the Al-Qaeda Elvis
One day little Jonny and little Susan were in bible class and little susan had been tired that day so she kept falling asleep and the teacher said to little susan who is our lord and savier and little jonny poked her in the but with a push pin and she yelled JESUS CHRIST and the teacher goes thats right go back to be and then the next thing the teacher asked who gave up there son for our sins and little jonny poked her again and she yelled GOD AL MIGHTY and she says thats right go back to bed and the next quisten the teacher asked was what did ADAM SAY TO EVE after there 13th child little jonny poked her in the but again she yelled IF YOU STICK TAHT THING IN ME AGAIN I AM GOING TO BREAK IT IN HALF AND SHUV IT UP YOUR OWN ASS AND SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT
Al fayed’s son arrives at heavens gates and sees his driver He shouts ‘ you stupid cunt ‘ The driver says ‘ Watch Boss? ‘ Dodi replies..::::: I said I WANT TO FUCK DI IN THE TUNNEL NOT FUCKING DIE IN THE TUNNEL
So my dad tells these jokes and someone posted one on this website so...
How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? 101, one to hold the light bulb and 100 to spin the house.
There’s also one about a bolin ball in a bath tub he hasn’t told me that though al research that
When I was in middle school, I was kidnapped by a terrorist organization. Al-gebra.
"I've only been ripped off twice in my life. The first time was when I ordered three kebabs and they only delivered two. The second time was when we signed Cristiano Ronaldo." -Al Nassr owner
Whats the difference between a school in Pakistan and an Al Qaeda base?
Not too sure. I just fly the drone.
Why did Al Qaeda fail geometry? Cuz they ruined the pentagon
Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 off a bet
They betted $100 that they won’t crash when they went through the twin towers
I've been drinking from a tall cup his teeth look like twin towers al-Qaeda Blown him up
