my first name is Al and my last name is Coholic :) #yuengling.f/wat
What's Al Quieda's favorite footbal team?
New York Jets
What game did Al-Qaeda Play With The Twin Towers On September 11th 2001? Jenga.
What's Al-Qaeda's favorite sports team?
The New York Jets
What does an Al Qaida terrorist and a flexible man have in common? They can blow themselves
If Al Gore started a math rock band it should be called Algorhythm.
whats the difference between al qaeda and ms frizzle? One flew a plane into the twin towers one flew a bus into the school
bin laden promised 76 virgins to al-queda
instead there was one 76 year year old virgin
Some people think Bin Laden is dead, but some think hes alive.
He is the Al-Qaeda Elvis
Al fayed’s son arrives at heavens gates and sees his driver He shouts ‘ you stupid cunt ‘ The driver says ‘ Watch Boss? ‘ Dodi replies..::::: I said I WANT TO FUCK DI IN THE TUNNEL NOT FUCKING DIE IN THE TUNNEL
When I was in middle school, I was kidnapped by a terrorist organization. Al-gebra.
Whats the difference between a school in Pakistan and an Al Qaeda base?
Not too sure. I just fly the drone.
Why did Al Qaeda fail geometry? Cuz they ruined the pentagon
Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 off a bet
They betted $100 that they won’t crash when they went through the twin towers
I've been drinking from a tall cup his teeth look like twin towers al-Qaeda Blown him up
It's not nice to make 9/11 jokes my uncle died in 9/11... He was one of al qaeda's best pilots.
What was Stephen Hawking's last words? What's ALS?
"I've only been ripped off twice in my life. The first time was when I ordered three kebabs and they only delivered two. The second time was when we signed Cristiano Ronaldo." -Al Nassr owner
Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?" Man: "Yes!" Reporter: "Name?" Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim." Reporter: "Sex?" Man: "Three to five times a week." Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?" Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel." Reporter: "Holy cow!" Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general." Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?" Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style." Reporter: "Oh dear!" Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."
And I blame it on the al-al-al-cohol, but If I were you, I wouldn’t kiss your mom on the mouth at all.
