What's Al Quieda's favorite footbal team?
New York Jets
What game did Al-Qaeda Play With The Twin Towers On September 11th 2001? Jenga.
What's Al-Qaeda's favorite sports team?
The New York Jets
What does an Al Qaida terrorist and a flexible man have in common? They can blow themselves
If Al Gore started a math rock band it should be called Algorhythm.
whats the difference between al qaeda and ms frizzle? One flew a plane into the twin towers one flew a bus into the school
bin laden promised 76 virgins to al-queda
instead there was one 76 year year old virgin
Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?" Man: "Yes!" Reporter: "Name?" Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim." Reporter: "Sex?" Man: "Three to five times a week." Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?" Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel." Reporter: "Holy cow!" Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general." Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?" Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style." Reporter: "Oh dear!" Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."
my first name is Al and my last name is Coholic :) #yuengling.f/wat
Some people think Bin Laden is dead, but some think hes alive.
He is the Al-Qaeda Elvis
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
So my dad tells these jokes and someone posted one on this website so...
How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? 101, one to hold the light bulb and 100 to spin the house.
There’s also one about a bolin ball in a bath tub he hasn’t told me that though al research that
When I was in middle school, I was kidnapped by a terrorist organization. Al-gebra.
"I've only been ripped off twice in my life. The first time was when I ordered three kebabs and they only delivered two. The second time was when we signed Cristiano Ronaldo." -Al Nassr owner
I've been drinking from a tall cup his teeth look like twin towers al-Qaeda Blown him up
What was Stephen Hawking's last words? What's ALS?
It's not nice to make 9/11 jokes my uncle died in 9/11... He was one of al qaeda's best pilots.
Whats the difference between a school in Pakistan and an Al Qaeda base?
Not too sure. I just fly the drone.
Why did Al Qaeda fail geometry? Cuz they ruined the pentagon
