Alpaca jokes

How can you help a llama on holiday?

Alpaca your bags.

What did the llama say when the villagers said that he had to leave the village?

"Alpaca my bags."

A llama kicked me out of my house. Alpaca my bags.

What do you call a bunch of llamas?

Alpaca llama.

What do you call an alpaca of Pakistani nationality?

An alpaki.