Airdrop jokes

Why don't Japanese people like iPhones?

Because they are afraid of American airdrops.

Why do Japanese people hate iPhones? Because they're scared that American airdrops will fall on them.

Today I donated my watch, phone, and $500 to a poor guy. You wouldn't believe the happiness I felt as he slid the pistol back into his pocket.

I won the lottery for a million dollars today, so I decided to donate a quarter of it to charity.

I now have $999,999.75.

NASA found water on Mars.

Mars - 1

Africa - 0

I saw identical twins. I threw a paper plane at them.

The Trump family are flying from New York to DC when Donald looks down on the cities below.

Trump: "I think I’ll throw a $1000 bill out the window and make some American happy."

Melania: "Oh honey, why not throw ten $100 bills out the window and make ten Americans happy?"

Ivanka: "Even better daddy, throw 100 ten dollar bills out the window and make 100 people happy."

Pilot: "Why don’t you all jump out the window and make the whole country happy?"