Airdrop jokes
Why don't Japanese people like iPhones?
Because they are afraid of American airdrops.
Why do Japanese people hate iPhones? Because they're scared that American airdrops will fall on them.
What kind of air does Ariana breathe?
Helium?
"Why are all these orphans here?" said Chris.
"Because their dad went to go get the milk," said MrBeast.
3 Years Later,
"I AM GIVING APPLE IN A SHARE TO EVERY ORPHAN IN THE WORLD, AND I'M ALSO GIVING EACH OF THEM 1000000000000 DOLLARS."
Drake has too much meat. Donate to the people in need.
What is the richest kind of air?
A millionaire.
The Trump family are flying from New York to DC when Donald looks down on the cities below.
Trump: "I think I’ll throw a $1000 bill out the window and make some American happy."
Melania: "Oh honey, why not throw ten $100 bills out the window and make ten Americans happy?"
Ivanka: "Even better daddy, throw 100 ten dollar bills out the window and make 100 people happy."
Pilot: "Why don’t you all jump out the window and make the whole country happy?"
bruh who tf airdroped me this #1
