So there’s this air purifier in my room right, and it’s really noisy so I unplugged it to sleep better and sure enough I fell asleep faster, so I came to the conclusion if I unplug noisy machines people will sleep better. It worked really well in my local hospital
Why do orphans air It’s invisible just like there parents
These two guys were txting each other.
Guy 1: How r u?
Guy 2: I’m great. The weather is lovely here Guy 2: *sends picture of a flying spring*
Guy 1: ???
Guy 2: Springs in the air. :)
why did hitler kill himself? because the air was gas
the went up to an orphan and asked him why he was talking to the air. He said he was talking to his mom.
did you know emos are the highest jumpers some of them are still in the air
How is sex like air? It’s not a big deal unless you aren’t getting any.
What did the terrorist do when New York didn’t want his food: Here comes the air plane.
there was a kid and a historian in a museum about ww2 and were looking at hitler in a car doing the nazi salute. The kid said, “why is he putting his arm in the air?”. The historian said “indicators on cars didn’t exist back then so he’s probably saying take the third reich
What type of people have the world record for most stories read in the shortest amount of time?
Emos, some of them are still in the air.
Bro the air planes that crashed darn it they got mvp
My bother apparently has this thing called "asthma", anyways I took his vape away today and he was lying on the floor gasping for air lol. He must really be addicted to it.
dudeeeeeee if there is a watermelon shouldent there me a earthmelon airmelon and a firemelon the elemelons
A russian, a brit and a terrorist are in an air balloon. First the russian says "i dare to throw a stone down" So he does that but the others dont seem to be impressed so the brit says " i dare to throw a brick down " so again he does that, the russian is impressed but the terrorist laughs and says " i dare to throw a bomb down " so he does that and everybody cant believe what they have just seen so a bit further they land and a shocked and an afraid little boy comes running up to them so they ask what happened, on wich the little boy said " I farted and my school exploded".
you might think that tigers or lions are the best jumpers but in my opinion its emos because some of them are still in the air
What kind of air does Ariana breathe?
Helium
Teacher: "Ok class, what animal jumps the highest?" Kid: "A leopard." Quiet kid: "No, it's emo kids. Some of them are still in the air." Kid: "Broooooooooooo."
X【╦̵̵͇̿̿̿̿══╤─ I am armed with an automatic 4-OXD 22.caliber machine gun. HANDS IN THE AIR!
I barged into a Halloween party at my school with my air-soft AR-15 I was so scary, EVERYONE ran away!
