most people my age have had sex - not my fault i'm not able to fit in
In honor of Michael Jackson, Starbucks is introducing the Jackson Latte'. It's 50 year old coffee, with 8 year old cream. Get it while supplies last
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
Random guy: hi how old are you? Me:15 The guy: you're so young, age is just a number Me: do you know what else is a number? The guy: what? Me:911
are your hair line and forehead old friends because they go way back
up into the sky so very far here comes Dr. Seuss ALLAHU AKBAR, at the ripe old age of 97 he committed 9/11
Some trans "woman" came up to me and told me to act my age so I told him to act his gender
Captain America is a 106 yo virgin
For all those Simpsons fans out there this one I'm sure you know Abe: It's rotten being old. No one listens to you Lisa: It's awful being a kid. No one listens to you Homer: I'm a white male, aged 18-49. Everyone listens to me-- no matter how dumb my suggestions are
My Grandpa said, “Your generation relies too much on technology!” I replied, “We'll see about that." Then I unplugged his life support.
babe im breaking up with you. y? im turning 18 tomorrow
If she’s old enough to smoke She’s old enough to choke If she’s old enough to pee She’s old enough for me
What’s the difference between a dad and a boomer age
I have the brains of an old man and the heart of a child if you don't believe me I can pop my trunk
What do you call a girl above age 16 who says she is a virgin? A liar.
What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit? A zit will wait until you’re twelve before it comes on your face.
if a old person tells you what to do just say at least my parants are alive!
GWEN IS BACK, FRESHFRY IS BACK, ADDISON BANKS IS BACK.... THIS WEBSITE IS COMING BACK TO THE GOLDEN AGE!!!
I’m rather relaxed about death. From quite an early age, I’ve regarded it as part of the deal, the unwritten guarantee that comes with your birth certificate.
Why can’t orphans watch Netflix?
Because they don't know what age rate they are...
