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What is common with dark humour and unvaccinated kids? - Neither do ever grow old.

I was out dinner with my 19 year old girlfriend. I, being 47, had many people shouting at me and calling me a creep. It really ruined our 10th anniversary.

SLADE is proof that mental aging can go in REVERSE

Are you out of mind!
Why do you carry those bricks!
Now is bedtime!
I'm tryna get like you
mama I mean you got
them airbag titties
like hubba hubba
honk honk type shitt
wanna know what it
feels like to carry
around all that
weight you been
carrying around all
your life I mean at
least since you was 14
not that I would've
been into it at that
age I'm just sayin like
you got them
bazooka bubble
breast and I'm tryna
chew on that
experience got me
bricked up fr fr

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Im the best at tetris

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Young Couple gets banned from church.

There were three couples, one elderly, one middle aged, and one newlywed, that wanted to join a church. So the minister tells them that in order to be members they must abstain from sex for two whole weeks.

After two weeks, the minister asks the elderly couple if they had abstained. "Yes, no problem!"So the minister welcomes them to the church.

Then he asks the middle aged couple the same question "Well, after one week, the husband had to sleep on the couch, but we made it!" So the minister welcomes them to the church.

Then the minister asks the newlywed couple if they had abstained from sex for two weeks.

"We were unable to abstain. On the third day, my wife dropped a can of corn and when she bent over to pick it up, LUST and PASSION overcame me! I took her right there."

"I'm sorry," the minister says, "but you are both banned from this church!"

"We understand," says the husband, "We were banned from the grocery store, too."

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The Middle-earth Mixer @Middle... 11h:
"You see Tucker in order to truly understand
the history of Sauron you must understand
Morgoth. I'd like to walk you through the First
Age for a brief moment. I'm assuming you've
read the Ainulindalë?"

it all makes sense now 😮😮😮

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Cooties
Diseases that the opposite sex has that gives you a reason to not be around
them. When you get older, cooties becomes known as "STDs."
Age 8: "Ewww... She has cooties, I can't talk to her!"
Age 15: "Ewww... She has herpes, I can't sleep with her!"

Your hairline goes so far back I remember seeing it in the stone age.

Yo mama so old that her breastmilk was powdered, You breastfeed like this🌬💨

What do you call a 96-year-old who can still masturbate?

miracle whip

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"Our target market is men and
women, ages 18-75."
Marketing Agency:
WHAT?

A blonde, a brunette, and redhead are all in the 9th Grade. Which one is the sexiest? The blonde, because she’s the only one who’s 18.

I asked my Dad the other day.."At what age is it ok to have sex with girls?"He replied "When they leave school son, they are legal" Apparently 3.15pm is not what he meant.