9 year olds can consent. That’s like 18 divided by 2
My teacher made us watch a movie about the struggles of being an overweight person in this day and age. It was really heavy on me.
I had sex with my German gf, it was kinda weird tho, she kept yelling her age. Idk why.
doctors in the middle ages, Plague doctor: "i must have some herbs to block out bad air" docters now: "God, wtf were we doing back then"
if her age is on the clock she can sit on my cock
I've reached the age where looking in the mirror is like checking the news. I know there'll be some new developments I won't like.
what age is served for breakfast
Why couldn’t the underaged orphan get on an adult only website. Because you need your parents consent.
Mother, father and a son. Father purchased a robot that can detect lies. The robot slaps when you lie. During dinner time: Father: Son what have you done today? Son: I watched Netflix dad. Robot: Stood up and slapped the son! Son: okay! okay! I watched porn dad. Dad: what? you watched porn? you are only 14! I never knew porn till I was 18 yrs of age. Robot: Stood up and slapped the Dad! Mother: started to laugh and said "sure he is your son!" Robot: Stood up and slapped the mother!
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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 37 children and 41 adults during the ages of 31-35 years old. She was then sentenced to a 35 year sentence( Colombian stuff) and came out 70 years old. She then continued to go on a spree and murder 41 more people, in 2 months. 3 years later, 6 stabbed 7 as they were friends. 6 was not sentenced, but deemed a hero. He never forgets that moment. Her soul not floating above, but screaming from the torture it's receiving.
Michael Has cancelled his upcoming dates. They were tommy age 9, and Bobby, 11
Your hairline goes so far back that even god said, "I learned about it in my days."
Cheer Up!! Old age doesn't last that long!
When I was your age, we had Wacko Jacko, not Florida Man.
one day in roblox someone was arguing with me and they asked me my age. 18. they said that they were twenty two. Me: if your so smart, whats the largest daycare game on roblox? Him:Yo Hair. he said. then he left the game. and a said that is so messed up. actually that bullcrap.
