Ugly jokes jokes

You're so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school, she got a fine for littering.

You are so ugly, when you looked in the mirror your reflection walked away.

You know you're ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera.

I've reached the age where looking in the mirror is like checking the news. I know there'll be some new developments I won't like.

You are so ugly Santa goes "ho ho ho holy sh*t."

What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes.

Which sex position produces the ugliest children?

Go ask your mother.

What do city plumbers and pedophiles have in common?

They both lay pipes in public parks.

What do turtles and lesbians have in common?

They both choke on plastic.

What did the elephant say to the naked man?

"How do you breathe through something so small?"