Ugly jokes jokes

You know you're ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera.

You are so ugly, when you looked in the mirror your reflection walked away.

You are so ugly Santa goes "ho ho ho holy sh*t."

You're so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school, she got a fine for littering.

Yo mama is so ugly that the Grinch fell out when he saw her!

I've reached the age where looking in the mirror is like checking the news. I know there'll be some new developments I won't like.

Why were the octopi sad?

Ugly 2d big tittied girls kept fucking him idk im a horny 14 year old.

Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?

A. Ask your mother.

What sexual position produces the ugliest kids? Ask your mum!

Why did the little girl cry twice?

Because you wiped your shitty bloody duck on her favorite teddy bear.

Q: What's worse than f**king a 2 year old?

A: Wiping the blood off of your clown suit afterwards.