Ugly jokes jokes
You're so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school, she got a fine for littering.
You are so ugly, when you looked in the mirror your reflection walked away.
You know you're ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera.
I've reached the age where looking in the mirror is like checking the news. I know there'll be some new developments I won't like.
You are so ugly Santa goes "ho ho ho holy sh*t."
What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes.
What do you call a priest in a room full of naked boys?
A colonoscopy.
What does a perverted frog say? Rub it.
Why don't witches wear underwear? To get a better grip on their broom.
What do girls and rocks have in common? The flat ones get skipped.
What is red and goes 200 mph? A baby in a blender.
What did one butt cheek say to the other? “Between you and me, it stinks in here!”
Why did the Polish urologist cut his cock off with a knife?
To take care of his erectile dysfunction.