You're so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school she got a fine for littering.
You are so ugly when you looked in the mirror your reflection walked away.
I've reached the age where looking in the mirror is like checking the news. I know there'll be some new developments I won't like.
You know you're ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera.
You are so Ugly Santa goes ho ho ho holy Sh it