Ugly jokes jokes

You are so ugly Santa goes "ho ho ho holy sh*t."

Yo mama is so ugly that the Grinch fell out when he saw her!

You know you're ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera.

I've reached the age where looking in the mirror is like checking the news. I know there'll be some new developments I won't like.

Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?

A. Ask your mother.

What sexual position produces the ugliest kids? Ask your mum!

Why did the little girl cry twice?

Because you wiped your shitty bloody duck on her favorite teddy bear.

Q: What's worse than f**king a 2 year old?

A: Wiping the blood off of your clown suit afterwards.

What's green and smells like joemama? Shit from a cock.

You are so ugly, when you looked in the mirror your reflection walked away.

You're so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school, she got a fine for littering.