Ugly jokes jokes
You're so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school, she got a fine for littering.
You are so ugly, when you looked in the mirror your reflection walked away.
You know you're ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera.
I've reached the age where looking in the mirror is like checking the news. I know there'll be some new developments I won't like.
You are so ugly Santa goes "ho ho ho holy sh*t."
What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes.
What do you call a priest in a room full of naked boys?
A colonoscopy.
Which sex position produces the ugliest children?
Go ask your mother.
A man looks at his friend and says, "If you and a friend go camping and you two get really drunk, and in the morning you wake up with a condom in your butt, would you tell anyone?" The friend says in a disgusted tone, "No." So the man says, "Okay, let's go camping."
Dad: Son, who do you want to marry when you grow up?
Son: A ugly girl.
Dad: Why not a pretty girl?
Son: A pretty one might run away.
Dad: So an ugly one might too.
Son: Yeah, but who cares?