There were these two guys in a lunatic asylum... and one night, one night they decide they don't like living in an asylum any more. They decide they're going to escape! So, like, they get up onto the roof, and there, just across this narrow gap, they see the rooftops of the town, stretching away in the moon light... stretching away to freedom. Now, the first guy, he jumps right across with no problem. But his friend, his friend didn't dare make the leap. Y'see... Y'see, he's afraid of falling. So then, the first guy has an idea... He says 'Hey! I have my flashlight with me! I'll shine it across the gap between the buildings. You can walk along the beam and join me!' B-but the second guy just shakes his head. He suh-says... He says 'Wh-what do you think I am? Crazy? You'd turn it off when I was half way across!”
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of GHOSTS?
MC Shiver
Jill goes home one night with a guy she met at a club. He's tall, super hot, and seems different than most guys she meets. They arrive at his place and head straight to his room. Jill can't help but notice a shelf full of teddy bears. On the bottom are small teddy bears, on the middle are medium-sized teddy bears, and finally, on the top are large teddy bears, all lined up beside each other. She begins to think that he is sentimental and sweet, and isn't afraid to show it. Her heart melts and she want to give him the best night of his life. She gives him a blowjob, and lets him really give it to her, and even takes it in the rear! In the morning, she slowly gets dressed, and smiles at him and asks, "How was that?" He nods and says, "Not too fuckin' bad at all. Help yourself to a prize on the second shelf!"
Why was the rapper afraid of elevators?
He was worried about getting stuck between the BARS
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he was afraid of getting LOST in the BARS
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of WATER?
Lil Drip
Why was the rapper afraid of ghosts?
Because they kept BOOING him off STAGE
Did you know that a majority of the U.S is afraid of the dark Especially if they are right behind you at the ATM.
There is a (joke) that did not enter this page... Why?? She is afraid they will laugh at her!!!
Did you hear about the guy who afraid of hurdles? He got over it.
Why was 6 afraid of 9?
Because 9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1,Happy New Years!
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. Its not dead, just afraid to move.
Chuck Norris died, but Death was to afraid to tell him.
