A cocksucker is still a cocksucker if a cocksucker only sucks for moal,religious, or health reasons, and a vegetarian who doesn't eat meat for moral,religious or health reasons can still be a cocksucker so how can a cocksucker be a vegetarian for moral, religious, or health reasons
What is the difference between a feminist and a vegetarian? A vegetarian doesn't eat meat for moral, religious, or health reasons. However, a feminist doesn't act like a bitch for moral, religious, or health reasons.
What are the big mouths of feminists good for portable urinal for men
What is the difference between a climate change and the green house effect once a philosopher twice a sodomite
Why did the democrats come out of the closet as assholes after they found out that Rush Limbaugh died because they don't fear him anymore
Why did the democrats act like a asshole when Rush Limbaugh was alive because they fear him
My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day: Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you're told.
Why do feminists believe that they can act like a bitch towards men if they want to because they were born without a penis
What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up suck dick
making fun of someone you're angry with is childish. Be an adult and hit them with your car <3
Why is Santa so fat? He only comes once a year
What is a glory hole at the adult book store used for? campaign contribution to the Republican Party
Why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get run over and poop and he died for 30 years until he been sent to Joe for getting runned over and he got killed by something and then he died and then he got it by you poop
What did cinderella do when she got to the ball she gaged
get off of here kids
there was once a jenie with a 10 foot weenie and he showed it to the neighbores next door they thought it was a snake and hit it with a rake now its only 6.4ft
What do gay people and mice have in common?
They both hate pussy cats!
what do you get when the queen fart a noble gas... what do you get when a dino farts a blast from the past.. why are ninja farts so dangerous they are silent but deadly L O L S
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What part in the body does an adult not need but actually needs to live?
A KIDNey
It was pornography class, and there was a break.
Two adults were "having a good time" till the teacher says..
Teacher: Hey! SAY ALL THE NUMBERS TO 10,000 NOW!
Adult 1: How about I say my abc's?
Teacher: Go ahead, i guess....
Adult 1: A B C E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Teacher: Wheres the D?
Adult 2: Inside me...
