An old lady walks into an adoption centre and the lady that runs the business says “Oh, haven’t seen you in a long time!”
Kidnapping is just surprise adoption.
Orphan boy: "Your dad is probably disappointed in you. I mean, look at you." Me: "Well, at least my parents kept me. Where are yours?"
Why was the fart on Kickstarter? He just needed some gas.
a mom cows last words were to the mom cows son they were you are then died the son though that he was adopted but then 3 years later the mom cow rose from the dead and said to her son that she was going to say you were adorable then she died once more then 2 years later she rose from the dead for the last time to say to her son and that's why we adopted you.
If I adopt a child is it mine ?? 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯😳
me: says to kid at adoption center you adopted me and kid: hug
thought this sight needed a little bit of nice jokes
Mom:i was an orphan once,The kid:oh ok idgaf,Mom:and ur gonna be too! :),The kid:ok idga-WAIT WHAT THE FU-
i was in the bank one day and this old lady asked me to check her balance. So i pushed her over
Why are orphanages like dogs Because they get adopted
one day I was walking around, then saw this mom mad at her kid and screamed " YoUr AdOpTeD!" he said "yeah I know my REAL mommy is still at home with daddy."
What is a difference between a human and walk home from school and walk home walk
Should be good night and walk walk home 🏠
Hi 👋 I love my dog 🐶
Welcome to Dave's Orphanage. "You make it, we take it."
What can you never tell an orphan? Go home to your parents.
Aarif
Knock knock who’s there you’re you’re a you’re adopted
You can make fun of adopted kids all you want. What are they going to do tell their parents on you? Lol
How to tell your kid he's adopted: Son, I'm a virgin.
