Why does the adopted kid like playing GTA? Because he wants to be wanted.
"What did the orphan say to the other orphan? \"You have a dad? Say he can have me, I will (let) you, so he can adopt me.\""
what is a orphans favorite movie, Spider man homecoming
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
As siblings, we always joke about being adopted. It stops being funny when you're playing in your parents' room and find both of your adoption papers.
Why don’t orphans have sex? Coz they have no one to call daddy
Dad and Mom: -takes one look at Child-
Dad and Mom: "We don't want him."
Orphan: And I took that, personally.
Why do orphans like the game Adopt Me? Because they've never been adopted in their life.
Why can’t orphans have sex? Cause they have no one to call daddy!
I took a sip of water.
Why do mostly younger orphans get adopted?
Because who wants a traffic an adult?
I'ma tell these to my adopted sister.
Tell your adopted kid you want to take them back home and tell them their original parents want them, and get them all excited, then take them to the orphanage and tell them their parents died.
Alex: Dad, can we get me a little brother from the orphanage?
Dad: Sure, Alex! We're here!
Orphanage manager: Alex! You are so big now!
Alex: Dad, what is she talking about?!
My mom told me to look for a bill in her file at her home office. Instead I grabbed my sisters adoption papers.
Orphan
Dad/Mom: Son, you're adopted.
Son: I know. *holds up daddy's phone that has the text of them talking about it.*
Dad: Babe, we need to talk.
Mom: Okay......
Dad: He's grounded.
Mom: You're right, you're grounded! Oh, and I'm dumping you.
Son: Am I getting a new daddy?
Mom: Soon honey, soon....
Dad: I really shouldn't have let her know I cheating.
Your mom wants to tell you that you're adopted, but you were an orphan.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Their dad didn't come back with the milk.
How are Tinder and orphans alike?
You swipe left till you find the one you like.
