why couldnt the orphan use his iphone 6 he could find the home button
why did the kid go in the guys van
answer: he thought he was being adopted
Why did the adpaded kid eat the last cookie because he was the only one left to adopt everyone hated him
Hi I did not get your email address I sent you a
Chuck Norris used to be an orphan
Because some families were too scared of his bravery to adopt him
I adopted u now say goodbye you missed your spanish lesson...
Why was the kid sad?
He was adopted
Dad: your`e adopted Son: where are my real parents? Dad: >:D they are ded now come to the`re grave and sleep there
your face was so ugly you got adopted by a poop
Son, you are not precious so pack your bags because someone else is going to adopt you
Dad, what do you mean someone else will adopt me
Son, your adopted
Me: punching a kid My FBI: your adopted
What do you get when you cross an adopted kid with a river? Moses hits the adoption lottery!
If you ever get mad just punch an orphan what are they supposed to do tell there parents
Once, a mother worked in an orphanage as a cooker. She had a son, and a daughter. Twins. When she was going to her work, she decided to take the twins with her. They we're happy, they got ready and played with other children while their mother was cooking for other kids. Then, a poor family entered the orphanage. They said they wanted to adopt twins. As soon as they saw the children playing, they notice the womans kids. They said they wanted to adopt them. The manager said they weren't orphans, but before he said it, a teacher accidentally gave them to the poor family under the names of Layla and Logan. The kids we're Kyle and Kayla. They went away with their new children, but the kids cried, they said they weren't orphans and that their mother was in the orphanage, cooking. The poor family didn't believe, they thought it was the children's reaction of getting adopted. The woman went outside of the kitchen, she didn't see her children. She asked the teacher... And when she found out, she screamed and ran outside. She was running at the poor family, when they thought she was a psychopath and wanted to kill them. When Kyle and Kayla looked back, they saw their mother. They swinged their hands so the poor family could let them away. They ran to their mother and hugged her. The poor family got shocked and called the cops. But the mother, she showed the documents and her parent rights. This all explains the worst joke, Yo Momma Lost Ya.
Adopted kid
Hey Alex what are you doing?
Alex
Nothing just playing my game anyways you know you can call me dad.
Adopted kid
OK dad Alex
Alex
OH COME ON my game I’m winning LETS GO
Adopted kid
I’m so glad I have a mom
An old lady walks into an adoption centre and the lady that runs the business says “Oh, haven’t seen you in a long time!”
Kidnapping is just surprise adoption.
Orphan boy: "Your dad is probably disappointed in you. I mean, look at you."
Me: "Well, at least my parents kept me. Where are yours?"
Why was the fart on Kickstarter? He just needed some gas.
a mom cows last words were to the mom cows son they were you are then died the son though that he was adopted but then 3 years later the mom cow rose from the dead and said to her son that she was going to say you were adorable then she died once more then 2 years later she rose from the dead for the last time to say to her son and that's why we adopted you.
