Adoption jokes
Why can't orphans have iPhones?
Because they can't find the home button.
What type of cake can't orphans eat?
Home made.
What's an orphan's favorite store?
Home Depot.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Friend: You're adopted.
Orphan: At least I was chosen!
Friend: At least I was kept.
An orphan uses a family bathroom, and when he comes out, he gets told, "This is a family bathroom."
Why can't orphans have a five-star GTA because they're not wanted?
I saw a website for orphans. It was a bit confusing because I could not find the homepage.
What's the difference between a redhead and an orangutan?
Some people adopt orangutans.
I asked my mom where babies come from. She said I came from the adoption center.
Why do orphans have sex?
To call someone "daddy"!
You're adopted.
You are adopted.
No cap. No one loves you.
Bye.
What's something an orphan likes but doesn't have?
A family.
Do you know why orphans don't have parents?
Because no one raised you.
I don't like the term "kidnapping." I prefer "surprise adoption."
What did the adopted poker player say?
"Will you raise me?"
What is an orphan and an apple?
They get picked.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples are actually picked.
Well, at least my adoption fee cost more than you.