If I adopt a child is it mine ?? 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯😳
me: says to kid at adoption center you adopted me and kid: hug
thought this sight needed a little bit of nice jokes
Mom:i was an orphan once,The kid:oh ok idgaf,Mom:and ur gonna be too! :),The kid:ok idga-WAIT WHAT THE FU-
i was in the bank one day and this old lady asked me to check her balance. So i pushed her over
Why are orphanages like dogs Because they get adopted
one day I was walking around, then saw this mom mad at her kid and screamed " YoUr AdOpTeD!" he said "yeah I know my REAL mommy is still at home with daddy."
What is a difference between a human and walk home from school and walk home walk
Should be good night and walk walk home 🏠
Hi 👋 I love my dog 🐶
Welcome to Dave's Orphanage. "You make it, we take it."
What can you never tell an orphan? Go home to your parents.
Aarif
Knock knock who’s there you’re you’re a you’re adopted
You can make fun of adopted kids all you want. What are they going to do tell their parents on you? Lol
How to tell your kid he's adopted: Son, I'm a virgin.
Why did the dog walk out at night .?to scare his people
How come Christmas 🎄 is one time? Because it is so nice
Wanna know whats funny? Scott's low joke standards.
Son: Dad am I adopted? Father: What? No! Out of all the kids in the adoption center do you really think I would pick u?
I didn't put my kids up for adoption
