How are Tinder and orphans alike?
You swipe left till you find the one you like.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they need to know what it’s like to be wanted.
Orphan kids only play GTA5 so they can be wanted.
What's the difference between puppies and orphans?
The puppies actually get adopted.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple? An apple gets picked.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Well, at least one gets picked.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? The apple got picked.
Once I saw a girl crying and asked, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working at orphanages.
why do orphan not play baseball
cas they cant find home
Dad, am I adopted?
NO! Why would I ever choose you?
I asked my mom if I was adopted. She said no, "Why the fuck would I adopt you?" and I said "I'm gonna kill myself," and she also said, "Make sure you do it right this time."
Isn't it sad that orphans are only allowed self raising flours Orphan-👁👄👁
Me: Shut up! If you don't shut up, I'm gonna tell your parents!
You: Why? I don't have any.
How to tell your kid is adopted? Hi Daisy, let's play a game called "You're adopted!" I will start: Your mum died so I had to adopt you, but don't think I love you because you were the only kid there, haha!
Q Why do orphans like boomrangs A They come back unlike their parents
Why can orphans travel around so much? They never get homesick.
We are always joking around about being adopted, when really we are still living in the orphanage.
Slit your wrists.
why couldnt the orphan use his iphone 6 he could find the home button
