Congratulations! 10 years+ record of hide and seek with your parents, and they're still hiding!
They hide so well, they probably forgot about you. Mwah. <3
Adoption Jokes
tbh, I was not even talking to you guys. I was talking to the funny jokes about Ariana, and people were saying she was adopted, so, tbh, fuck off!
To Gwen and Freshfry: Hi Gwen and Freshfry, you have been so amazing to me and now to my sister. You are the people who I look up to. People are mean to us because I am adopted. Thank you for all of your support!
Why did the Orphan go to church?
To call someone father.
If you think about it, then adoption is the last choice for getting a child, so those who are adopted were the last choice.
Hvis du tenker på det, så er adopsjon siste valget for et barn, så de som er adoptert var siste valget.
Why does the adopted kid like playing GTA? Because he wants to be wanted.
"What did the orphan say to the other orphan? \"You have a dad? Say he can have me, I will (let) you, so he can adopt me.\""
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
As siblings, we always joke about being adopted. It stops being funny when you're playing in your parents' room and find both of your adoption papers.
Why don’t orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call “daddy.”
Dad and Mom: -takes one look at Child-
Dad and Mom: "We don't want him."
Orphan: And I took that, personally.
Why do orphans like the game Adopt Me? Because they've never been adopted in their life.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
'Cause they have no one to call daddy!
I took a sip of water.
Why do mostly younger orphans get adopted?
Because who wants a traffic an adult?
I'ma tell these to my adopted sister.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple got chosen.
Tell your adopted kid you want to take them back home and tell them their original parents want them, and get them all excited, then take them to the orphanage and tell them their parents died.
