Adam jokes
Who was the first carpenter?
Eve, she made Adam's banana stand...
Adam and Eve had 3 male children, the only children on Earth. How did they reproduce?
God made Adam and Eve have sex right out the gate.
Then he made teenagers horny... yet here we are with a so-called "rise in teen pregnancy."
Why does Adam sleep early so his mum and stepdad can fuck on his bed?
There is a really, really small guy and his name is Adam, so I say, "Hey, look, it's an atom!"
Why did God steal a rib from Adam and make a woman out of it?
God wanted to show that nothing sensible can come of stealing!
The Bible said, "Adam and Eve..." So I did both.
Who were the fastest runners ever? Adam and Eve. They were first in the human race.
Do you know why no one speaks about George Washington?
John Adams turned him into atoms. John Adams was an alien.
Why did Adam commit suicide? Andy went through the back door.
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Scripts.com Bee Movie By Jerry Seinfeld
NARRATOR: (Black screen with text; The sound of buzzing bees can be heard) According to all known laws of aviation, : there is no way a bee should be able to fly. : Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. : The bee, of course, flies anyway : because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. BARRY BENSON: (Barry is picking out a shirt) Yell… Read more
"Oh, I'm the only one that matters. See, you messed with my daughter, and now, I am going to FUCK YOU!" ―Lucifer, threatening Adam
Have you ever wanted something that was so clear in your mind that you could taste it? You mean like human flesh? Eh, sort of It's a feeling like a rumbling in your gut that you could finally be faced with A billion needy faces I guess what I mean to say is, for the first time in my life I might have to be ready for this Ready to be the one who's leading from the front Gotta come into my own Gotta come into my throne… Read more