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what's an orphan's favorite movie Spiderman NO WAY HOME

Imagine orphans watching spiderman no way home.

I stood on the edge a building and someone yelled "Do a flip!" .....and I did.

/{[(Log date) 11 22 3] The Beginning} "This marks the first ever log of the Underground Fruit Association of n&c (ugfa). N, being code name for Nathaniel, and C, being code name for Connor. Our plan is to collect as many fruit cups as possible by the end of the year. This site will be a communication hub only and used for nothing else. We will plan and discus courses of action, and collection." End of log\

This one kid never stands up for the pledge of allegiance and I'm tired of it. Today I push him out of his wheelchair.

How do you make a emo mad at you. Cut the rope

A limbless man sat on the side of a lake everyday. He had no hands or no legs. One day he was crying when a woman was walking by and saw that he was upset, so she asked if he was okay. He replied, "No." The woman said, "Well, what's wrong?" The limbless man said, "I've never been hugged by anyone ever." So the woman, out of kindness, hugged the man. "Are you okay now?" she asked. "No," the man replied. So again the woman asked him what was wrong. He answered, "I've never been kissed before." The woman eagerly gave him a peck on the lips and asked, "Are you okay now?" The man shook his head sadly. The woman asked him what was wrong for the third time. The man said, "I've never been fucked." The woman looked at him, picks him up, throws him in the lake, and says, "Now you are!"

Chuck Norris can drift with a horse.

if ur white and ur racist to someone dont do anything

What takes knowledge to do and also takes knowledge away? Looking down the barrel and pulling the trigger😂

Good news! There's a new program to help autistic people. It's called Action T-4.

Yo mama so far she makes the statue of freedom look like a 6inch action figure.

How do you make a body disappear? You use an axe, black plastic bags, a forest, a shovel and some ice cream because killing someone and chopping them up and digging holes in ground and putting dirt over them is alot of hard work!

Psa im joking and dont condone these actions.

Q. why do orphans hate fast and furious movies A. cuz they say family to often

Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson has made a laudable, command decision to omit real firearms from his movie sets. This being the case, he ought to produce, direct and star in his next movie titled: “The Rubber Gun Squad.” 👌 😉