Acres jokes

Farmer

Anonymous · 7 years ago

A farmer told me that he wanted a couple of acres, so I punched him in the teeth.

Speed

44 views · Anonymous · 6 years ago

I can measure the speed of an object, because I want to km/s.

Truck

8 views · MATTIX · 1 year ago

The meme shows two large trucks on the road with custom, oversized tires. The left truck is a red Jeep, while the right truck is a black pickup truck. Text on the image reads: "I sure hope he never needs to use the spare! When your truck has worms and scoots it's acres across the road."

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Abduction

140 views · Anonymous · 8 years ago

How many times does 43 go into 8?

Get in the van and find out.

Dog

24 views · Yeet dark jokes · 4 years ago

I would name my dog "Five Miles" so I could say I walk five miles every day, but today I ran over Five Miles.

Pedophile

344 views · The Best Boi · 6 years ago

How many times can 50 fit into 9?

Get in a van and find out.

Water

11 views · murder muffin · 3 years ago

NASA found water on Mars.

Mars - 1

Africa - 0

Rabbit

11 views · Heroin Monkey · 8 months ago

An illustration of Winnie the Pooh, depicted in a serious and somewhat menacing manner, with a pensive expression, sitting in what appears to be a dark pool or bath. A dark, thin object, possibly a hookah, is visible next to him. The background is dark with horizontal stripes, giving a dramatic, almost crime-boss-like ambiance. Text above reads: 'rabbit has failed to protect honey production. he will be reassigned. tame the hundred acre wood, tigger. free the honey. i'll make you christopher robin's best friend'.

1 view · MisterDussel · 3 years ago

Mobile Game Ads 2022

An image shows a mobile game ad for Pop Game Box. The ad promises 999999999 free robux with 100% working. The text says "Result is not guaranteed.". There is a button "Installieren". Below, other game icons are displayed, including: Rider, Zombie, Tomb o, Make U, Mahion, Codver, Stickm, Stackv, Airport, Hunt & Doll Dr. Acr.

Food

1 view · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A Costco advertisement shows a large casserole with text "NEW! 3 ACRE CASSEROLE. Feeds 10,000!". Below is a news headline: "Costco Unveils New Three-Acre Casserole That Feeds 10,000".

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The Unknown King of Moderation

3 years ago

Hey I got a riddle for y’all.

In 1893, a family in a rural village welcomed twins. One a girl, and the other a boy. The girl was named Martha and the boy named Henry. As the children grew, their family’s fortune did as well, and soon they were able to move out of the rural village and into the city. It is now 1903, and the family of 4 purchases a large house and several acres of land on the edge of the city. Over th… Read more

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