Acres jokes
A farmer told me that he wanted a couple of acres, so I punched him in the teeth.
My fifth wife asked me to help her dig in the garden. Here we go again.
Roses are dead, violets are dead. I am a bad gardener.
NASA found water on Mars.
Mars - 1
Africa - 0
What’s 12 inches and is moist inside?
My record holding cucumbers, locally grown at my farm.
Q: What comes before 47?
A: AK
Community talk
Hey I got a riddle for y’all.
In 1893, a family in a rural village welcomed twins. One a girl, and the other a boy. The girl was named Martha and the boy named Henry. As the children grew, their family’s fortune did as well, and soon they were able to move out of the rural village and into the city. It is now 1903, and the family of 4 purchases a large house and several acres of land on the edge of the city. Over th… Read more