Acres jokes
A farmer told me that he wanted a couple of acres, so I punched him in the teeth.
What unit of measurement is used on farms? Barn yards.
NASA found water on Mars.
Mars - 1
Africa - 0
Do trees shit?
Well, how else would we get #2 pencils?
Astronauts just found water on Mars! Mars: 1. Africa: 0.
You know that if it says, "Adopt a Highway" and no one does, we're driving on orphans.
Community talk
Hey I got a riddle for y’all.
In 1893, a family in a rural village welcomed twins. One a girl, and the other a boy. The girl was named Martha and the boy named Henry. As the children grew, their family’s fortune did as well, and soon they were able to move out of the rural village and into the city. It is now 1903, and the family of 4 purchases a large house and several acres of land on the edge of the city. Over th… Read more