Acres jokes
A farmer told me that he wanted a couple of acres, so I punched him in the teeth.
You keep your quality beans for the right season till you realize that you planted them on the infertile land.
Landing Greasy Grove.
73 Earths can fit in Uranus.
Azibo works 10 hours a day in the sun and is paid 1 euro an hour. Thanks to a fundraiser we will be able to raise the necessary funds to buy a whip to make him work twice as much.
Did you know that soccer fields aren't made of 4 million crayons? They are actually made from grass. :)
Community talk
Hey I got a riddle for y’all.
In 1893, a family in a rural village welcomed twins. One a girl, and the other a boy. The girl was named Martha and the boy named Henry. As the children grew, their family’s fortune did as well, and soon they were able to move out of the rural village and into the city. It is now 1903, and the family of 4 purchases a large house and several acres of land on the edge of the city. Over th… Read more