Accidental jokes

What do you call a private nun?

Nun-o-yo-business.

How do you kill a Catholic?

Crucify them...

U were accidental.

I'm Gay.

My life.

Did you hear about the man who was accidentally buried alive? -- It was a grave mistake.

I tried to explain to my 4 year old son that it's perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants. But he's still making fun of me.