Race car backwards is race car but if you turn race car sideways that’s how Paul walker go sent to gods inbox
I wasn't close to my father when he died. Which is lucky because he stepped on a landmine.
A plane is going to crash. There are four passengers and only three parachutes. All the staff are safe and are gone, leaving the passengers. Ryan Reynolds is the first. He says, "My fans need me," and jumps. Donald Trump takes another and says, "I am the smartest president," and jumps, leaving one. There is a pope and a boy left. The pope says, "Child, my life is over and yours has just begun, take the last parachute." The boy replies, "Don't worry - Donald took my backpack."
why did Paul walker died because he crashed a car in a tree
When a woman decides to abort it is called a decision but when I run my truck into a playground of kids it is called murder
They never told us humpty was a egg. A man died then!
What do you get when you have a class of kids, and a speeding car? A 24 killstreak
My dad had a very unfortunate accident with his death i cleary asked for jammy dodgers and got bourbons
What is stronger than family?
The tree Paul Walker hit.
Guy : are you depression cause you're crippling me Car driver : no I'm the guy that hit you with his car and crippled you Guy : don't worry I was already crippled because I got crippling depression
Did you hear about Alicia's car accident? She was really drunk and all over the road Until she was all over the road.
Jack and Jill went up a hill his condom ripped and now they are from Alabama
I kicked a soccer ball at the kid in the wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.
well i got stuck in the dryer and fell asleep then my step bro got home and i did not know and hours later i woke up my pants were down and my butt was on fire
I was crying at school, telling my friends my grandpa died. And they asked me what his last words were. His last words were, "Are you still holding the ladder?"
i was hit by a car later my ex lost her bus job
What fits neatly into a hole, slides nicely between breasts, and if used wrong could choke someone? A seatbelt.
Papyrus ran headfast into a windmill. Guess you can call him a bone head
Never take a person canoeing or kayaking if they had a cerebrovascular accident. They’ll hear the one word they hate the most. “STROKE, STROKE, STROKE”
What do you call being run over by Michael Jackson?
Being hit by... Being struck by... A smooth criminal
