Abe jokes

I couldn't imagine being Abe Lincoln, that would be mind-blowing!

A man dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, he sees an angel standing in the center of a room, surrounded by clocks. The man goes over to the angel and says, "What are these clocks for?" The angel looks at him. "These are lie clocks," the angel says, "every time someone lies, it ticks once. Mother Teresa never lied, so hers is at noon, and Honest Abe only lied twice." The man asks, "Where is Bill Clinton's clock?" The angel smiles, then points up at the fan.

I hate when people make jokes about the Twin Towers.

My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.

I like rocks, specifically Jeon Jungkook's rock hard abs. 😉🤭🤣

Gwen, let's chat at night for about 1 hour! I want to get to know each other better!

P.S., it's Jake.

AB💿

JFK and Abe Lincoln were some of the most open-minded presidents ever.

The last thing that went through Abe Lincoln's head was a bullet.

Damn bro, that calculator is looking hot today. It got abs!

For all those Simpsons fans out there, this one I'm sure you know:

Abe: "It's rotten being old. No one listens to you."

Lisa: "It's awful being a kid. No one listens to you."

Homer: "I'm a white male, aged 18-49. Everyone listens to me--no matter how dumb my suggestions are."

Clash Royale = CR

Angry Birds = AB

Minecraft = MC

Talking Ben = TB

Clash of Clans = COC 🤨

LBB- me and Shrek built a theme park for you mummy and it’s called Dummy pee pee poo poo doo doo land because Shrek likes to poop.

Shrek- Should I pull the trap?

*LBB’s mom walks into the trap*

LBB and Shrek- surprise we’re mailing you to Peepoo Peepoo AB