A minor jokes
Why was the guitar teacher arrested?
For fingering a minor.
What is a priest's favorite song?
-- Magic Flute in A minor.
What was the pedophile charged with when he was arrested? A minor offense.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite piano note? A minor.
Michael Jackson was once a guitar teacher, but he got fired because he fingered a minor.
What is a pedophile's favorite song?
Jerking off in A minor.
Why do Priests like playing the violin? They get to finger A minor.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a guitar teacher? One likes to stroke his finger across A minor, and the other one plays guitar.
My dad is so good at instruments, he said he loves to finger "a minor."
Please welcome Mozart's The Magic Flute...
In A minor.
What does a pedophile mostly pound on a piano?
A minor.
Why was the guitarist arrested?
He fingered a minor.
I hate it when a couple has a minor quarrel, and the girlfriend updates her Facebook status to ‘single.’
I mean, I fight with my parents all the time, but I never update my status to ‘orphan.’
"Why did the band teacher get arrested?"
"For fingering a minor." Ahaha, so funny!
Why did the guitarist go to prison?
'Cause he fingered A minor.
Joe Biden was once president, but he got arrested because he got caught fingering a minor.
What is a pedophile's favorite piano note?
A Minor.
What's the best finger for fingering A minor?
Why are pedophiles good at playing guitar?
Because they are good at fingering A minor.
You guys know the notes A Minor and D? I really like putting D in A Minor!