What is a priests favorite song --Magic flute in A minor
What’s Michael Jackson’s favourite Piano note? A Minor
What was the pedophile charged with when he was arrested? A minor offense
Why do Priests like playing the violin? They get to finger A minor.
Please welcome Mozarts The Magic Flute...
In A Minor
What does a pedophile mostly pound on a piano?
A minor
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a guitar teacher? One likes to stroke his finger across A Minor, and the other one plays guitar.
I hate it when a couple has a minor quarrel, and the girlfriend updates her Facebook status to ‘single.’ I mean, I fight with my parents all the time, but I never update my status to ‘orphan.’
What is a pedophiles favorite piano note?
A Minor
Why are pedofiles good at playing guitar?
Because they are good at fingering A minor
You guys know the notes A Minor and D? I really like putting D in A Minor!