A minor jokes
Why was Trump banned from music class? He kept putting his finger on D minor.
What was Clinton encouraged to get in college? A minor.
What do pedophiles and guitars have in common?
They both fingered A minor.
You know chords, right? Well, you know what I love to do? To play with A-minor. You know, feel your fingers on A-minor. Gives you a sense of power, to just F A-minor.
But that's not my favorite thing to fiddle with. That would be the D of minors. It's just solid, you know. If you're clever you can have the D of minors into the C of minors. Or, though a bit tricky, the D of minors into the B of minors.
And at this point you've gotten the point and if I want to continue it would be a bit of a stretch.
Why did the priest want to learn how to play the organ?
He wanted to be able to finger A minor.
What is Rapboat's favorite musical note? A minor.
What can you say in bed and in piano class? Im fingering A Minor
What is Epstein's favorite piano chord?
A minor.
I hate it when a couple has a minor quarrel, and the girlfriend updates her Facebook status to ‘single.’
I mean, I fight with my parents all the time, but I never update my status to ‘orphan.’
You guys know the notes A Minor and D? I really like putting D in A Minor!
Please welcome Mozart's The Magic Flute...
In A minor.
"Why did the band teacher get arrested?"
"For fingering a minor." Ahaha, so funny!
What is a pedophile's favorite piano note?
A Minor.
Why was the guitar teacher arrested?
For fingering a minor.
Why was the guitarist arrested? He fingered a minor.
What do you call a group of children who go on strike?
A minor's strike.
Michael Jackson was once a guitar teacher, but he got fired because he fingered a minor.
Why did the guitarist go to prison?
'Cause he fingered A minor.
Why are pedophiles good at playing guitar?
Because they are good at fingering A minor.
What does a pedophile mostly pound on a piano?
A minor.
What's the best finger for fingering A minor?