A minor jokes

Why was the guitar teacher arrested?

For fingering a minor.

What is a priest's favorite song?

-- Magic Flute in A minor.

What was the pedophile charged with when he was arrested? A minor offense.

What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite piano note? A minor.

What is a pedophile's favorite song?

Jerking off in A minor.

Why do Priests like playing the violin? They get to finger A minor.

Michael Jackson was once a guitar teacher, but he got fired because he fingered a minor.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a guitar teacher? One likes to stroke his finger across A minor, and the other one plays guitar.

What does a pedophile mostly pound on a piano?

A minor.

Please welcome Mozart's The Magic Flute...

In A minor.

My dad is so good at instruments, he said he loves to finger "a minor."

Why was the guitarist arrested?

He fingered a minor.

I hate it when a couple has a minor quarrel, and the girlfriend updates her Facebook status to ‘single.’

I mean, I fight with my parents all the time, but I never update my status to ‘orphan.’

"Why did the band teacher get arrested?"

"For fingering a minor." Ahaha, so funny!

What is a pedophile's favorite piano note?

A Minor.

Why did the guitarist go to prison?

'Cause he fingered A minor.

Why are pedophiles good at playing guitar?

Because they are good at fingering A minor.

Joe Biden was once president, but he got arrested because he got caught fingering a minor.

What's the best finger for fingering A minor?

You guys know the notes A Minor and D? I really like putting D in A Minor!