A Minor Jokes

If her age is on the timer, I don't care if she's a minor.

What is Rapboat's favorite musical note? A minor.

"Why did the band teacher get arrested?"

"For fingering a minor." Ahaha, so funny!

I hate it when a couple has a minor quarrel, and the girlfriend updates her Facebook status to ‘single.’

I mean, I fight with my parents all the time, but I never update my status to ‘orphan.’

What does a pedophile mostly pound on a piano?

A minor.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a guitar teacher? One likes to stroke his finger across A minor, and the other one plays guitar.

My dad is so good at instruments, he said he loves to finger "a minor."

Please welcome Mozart's The Magic Flute...

In A minor.

What is a pedophiles favorite piano note?

A Minor

What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite piano note? A minor.

Why are pedophiles good at playing guitar?

Because they are good at fingering A minor.

You guys know the notes A Minor and D? I really like putting D in A Minor!

What's the best finger for fingering A minor?

Why do Priests like playing the violin? They get to finger A minor.

Why did the priest want to learn how to play the organ?

He wanted to be able to finger A minor.

Joe Biden was once president, but he got arrested because he got caught fingering a minor.

Michael Jackson was once a guitar teacher, but he got fired because he fingered a minor.

What is a pedophile's favorite song?

Jerking off in A minor.

What is a priest's favorite song?

-- Magic Flute in A minor.

What is a paedophile’s favourite symphony?

Amadeus Mozart’s special flute in A minor.