9mm

9mm Jokes

Time

How do Americans learn the metric system?

9mm at a time. The problem is sometimes it goes straight through their heads.

Lung

I'm gonna blow out your lungs faster than Joe Biden thinks is possible with a 9mm.

Head

There are so many things going through my head. Sadly, none of it is a 9mm.

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  • Bear

    I was hiking once with my girlfriend. Suddenly, a huge brown bear was charging at us, really mad. We must have come close to her cubs.

    Luckily I had my 9mm pistol with me. One shot to my girlfriend's kneecap was all it took. I could walk away at a comfortable pace.

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