How do Americans learn the metric system?
9mm at a time. The problem is sometimes it goes straight through their heads.
I'm gonna blow out your lungs faster than Joe Biden thinks is possible with a 9mm.
Random guy: "Go suck a D*ck!"
Me: Nah, I'd rather suck a 9mm.
There are so many things going through my head. Sadly, none of it is a 9mm.
I was hiking once with my girlfriend. Suddenly a huge brown bear was charging at us, really mad. We must have come close to her cubs. Luckily I had my 9mm pistol with me. One shot to my girlfriend's kneecap was all it took. I could walk away at a comfortable pace.
What did the white kid pull out of his bookbag?
A 9mm.
