80 jokes
Parton (DYM 80).
*Breaking News!* - Apparently the first person in Melbourne has died because of the Coronavirus. In his house they found 1000 cans of food, 50 kilos of pasta, 80 kilos of rice, 300 toilet rolls and 50L of hand sanitiser which he had panic purchased from the supermarket and stockpiled "just in case".
The whole lot collapsed and buried him.
Surveys show that 80% of women who wear yoga pants never do yoga.
And 100% of men don’t care.
I don't know what an HD is, but my doctor says I have 80 of 'em'.
What does an orphan have in common with an 80-year-old woman? Their parents will never come back.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims because they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds. 😂
Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: Twin Tower victims, they got 80 stories in ten seconds.
In order to get $355 million for his civil fraud case, Donald Trump desperately needed to fundraise. So, in every Republican Party event, he will serve the Patriotic Trump Dog! It consists of an 80-year-old sausage inside a 10-year-old cream bun, topped with Russian dressing.
Trump does have the best people, doesn't he?
the rick roll lol
I LOVE THIS SHOW!!!!!!
It was my math teachers birthday a few days ago and i sent him this meme
DOGE POKÉMON CARD!!!
justin bever be like in ohio
9 years olds wildin
Community talk
80 days
Hello, my name is Brenda. Imagine for a second that you’re me: An adult orphan kicked out of foster care at the tender age of 18. No family. No money. No love. Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide from the big bad world suddenly at your feet. Forced to grow-up practically overnight or face homelessness and extreme adversity.
Fucked, in every sense of the world.
Then, imagine, you’re somehow able to beat the odds and get… Read more
I sweae im telling the truth, i now follow exactly 80 people.