80 jokes
Beneath this monumental stone Lise, 80 pounds of skin and bone.
What's the last thing to go through a fly's head as it hits the windshield of a car going 80 mph? Its butt.
How are the faster readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they read 80 stories in 10 seconds.
I went 80 mph in a school zone and one of the speed bumps screamed, "Am I hallucinating?"
What world record did the people in 9/11 get?
The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.
My wife wanted a present that could go from zero to 80 very quickly.
So I got her a new set of bathroom scales.
When you're going 80 mph and hit a speed bump,
Then the speed bump starts screaming.
If 80% of all suicides in the UK are males, and women want equality, then maybe they should just kill themselves.
I need to borrow 80 bucks from someone
is this a lot?
justin bever be like in ohio
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Community talk
80 days
Hello, my name is Brenda. Imagine for a second that you’re me: An adult orphan kicked out of foster care at the tender age of 18. No family. No money. No love. Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide from the big bad world suddenly at your feet. Forced to grow-up practically overnight or face homelessness and extreme adversity.
Fucked, in every sense of the world.
Then, imagine, you’re somehow able to beat the odds and get… Read more
I sweae im telling the truth, i now follow exactly 80 people.