8 1 jokes

Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “Dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”

Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1! #justice

How many times does 43 go into 8?

Get in the van and find out.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?

Gang rape.

I only believe in 12.5% of everything the Bible says.

Which makes me an eighth-theist.

In the hospital, they need to keep the disabled patients' rooms cooler than the other patients' rooms.

Why?

They need to keep the vegetables cool and crisp.