Crimes in 2018: assault, murder.
Crimes in 2020: coughing in public.
Things I would have missed if my attempt in 2018 worked...
My attempts in 2019, 2020, and 2021!
One random YouTube comment in 2018: "Soon, a virus will come to Earth."
A year later: "Pahahahahah that comment is fake lmaoooo ahahahha!"
Another year later: "Time to die a painful death."
Another year later: "God has come with the cure!"
Steven Hawking lost the wifi connection on March 14, 2018.
What's Africa's greatest sporting achievement? The 2018 World Cup...
In 2011, Stephen Hawking said God didn’t exist.
In 2018, God said Stephen Hawking didn’t exist. xx 😂😂
I was in my guitar class and my strings were dead, and then I realized they were more dead than George Bush on November 30, 2018.
I bought my son an Xbox in 2017. It’s now 2018, and I’m still waiting for him to open it.
1950: In the future there will be flying cars.
2018: Pewdiepie shuts down Shane Dawson.
Stephen Hawking said there is no God.
2018 God said there is no Stephen Hawking.
I want diabetes so I can drink loads of Coke. - Louie Fennell 2018
