2018

2018 Jokes

Crime

Crimes in 2018: assault, murder.

Crimes in 2020: coughing in public.

Attempt

Things I would have missed if my attempt in 2018 worked...

My attempts in 2019, 2020, and 2021!

Virus

One random YouTube comment in 2018: "Soon, a virus will come to Earth."

A year later: "Pahahahahah that comment is fake lmaoooo ahahahha!"

Another year later: "Time to die a painful death."

Another year later: "God has come with the cure!"

God

In 2011, Stephen Hawking said God didn’t exist.

In 2018, God said Stephen Hawking didn’t exist. xx 😂😂

String

I was in my guitar class and my strings were dead, and then I realized they were more dead than George Bush on November 30, 2018.

Xbox

I bought my son an Xbox in 2017. It’s now 2018, and I’m still waiting for him to open it.

Future

1950: In the future there will be flying cars.

2018: Pewdiepie shuts down Shane Dawson.

God

Stephen Hawking said there is no God.

2018 God said there is no Stephen Hawking.