12 month jokes
I’ve just discovered that cock fighting is done with chickens.
12 months of training completely wasted.
Last time I got caught stealing a calendar, I got 12 months.
Did you hear about the man who stole a calendar?
He got 12 months.
Worst joke ever.
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar? They don't have Father's or Mother's Day.
What do a pedophile and a clock have in common? Neither of them go past 12.
What does a priest and a wristwatch have in common? They both start at 12.
What is Hitler's least favorite month?
Jewly.
Did you hear about the two guys who stole a calendar?
No?
They both got six months.
