Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Why do orphans cause trouble at school?

So the teachers will call their parents.

An Aboriginal Australian told me that I was on his farmland. So I told him he was on my cock. (I'm Australian btw, respect to my American bros🇺🇸)

What did the farmer say when he saw his chicken cross the road? NO MY COCK!

I’ve been munching away on these new tic tacs recently and honestly, they are really good. It’s a little strange how they came in a bottle labeled “Ibuprofen” though, and really, I’m starting to feel a little sick. The bottle’s almost empty tho, so it’s time to get some more!

What's the difference between someone with dystonia and someone with mysphonia? One makes the annoying noises while the other hates the annoying noises

Why hand holding is a couple thing? Because they touch each others genitals anyway.

Q. What's the difference between Trump and a Teletubby? A. The Teletuby is a lot more coherent.