A new Halloween costume has been unlocked: Diddy, Justin, and baby oil!
With the sentence "Die in hell" you can buy shoes in Germany
Slavery is like Pokémon you gotta catch them all
A girl called me ugly So I drove over her with a car and called her flat
A disabled kid kept throwing up in class So I threw him out the window
What's the difference between someone with dystonia and someone with mysphonia? One makes the annoying noises while the other hates the annoying noises
What does the initials MAD stand for? Mothers Against Democrats
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I love all races, even the bad ones
I’ve been munching away on these new tic tacs recently and honestly, they are really good. It’s a little strange how they came in a bottle labeled “Ibuprofen” though, and really, I’m starting to feel a little sick. The bottle’s almost empty tho, so it’s time to get some more!
why was sonic fast? to be rolling around at the speed of sound got places to got to follow my lead
Why hand holding is a couple thing? Because they touch each others genitals anyway.
How was Copper wire invented? Two Jewish people fighting over a penny
Q. What's the difference between Trump and a Teletubby? A. The Teletuby is a lot more coherent.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he wanted to drop HIGHER BARS
What’s the difference between chocolate and people You can’t buy people nowadays
How is a priest like a wristwatch They both start at 12
Why did the rapper start a gardening business?
He had mad ROOTS in the game
what did the captured germans say to the french in ww1?
“Verdun for”
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of SHOE?
Ad-lib-idas
