Worst Jokes Ever
What did a man say to his boy?
You are my son.
They tried to make Michael Joseph Jackson (pedophile) and singer as an adult. It kind of worked. Then a ladies' man; it failed. And then, a man with no childhood; and it worked. So Michael Joseph Jackson (pedophile) became a pedophile, like Trump and Epstein.
Who is the world's most famous and dangerous pedophile ever?
M-I-C-H-A-E-L J-O-S-E-P-H J-A-C-K-S-O-N.
What show would have made Michael Jackson a superstar for television? To Catch a Predator, for obvious reasons.
What pronouns does Michael Jackson use? Hee/hee.
What disease do you get from shoving a dirty, rusty piece of metal up your ass? Tetanus.
Who is the new heterosexual Michael Joseph Jackson (pedophile)?
R. Kelly.
Why do old people swallow popcorn kernels?
To make their cremation more entertaining when they die.
Why does Michael Jackson avoid Pepsi? They gave him a hot one.
What’s one good thing about pedophiles?
They drive slow in school zones.
What’s the best kind of candy to offer at a Pride parade?
Skittles.
How many white police officers does it take to push an African-American gentleman down the stairs?
Push?! He fell...
I dated a lot of girls before I married my wife. I was living with one of them when I arrived home one day to find her bags packed and next to the door. I asked her, "Baby, what's going on?" She said, "I'm leaving you."
"But why?" I replied.
"Because you're a pedophile!" she answered.
"That's a pretty big word for a six-year-old," I said.
What does Michael Jackson like?
Teabags.
Q: How do you stop babies from being conceived through incest?
A: Cum on your cousin's face.
What is an example of poor management? A prostitute getting pregnant.
What’s the worst thing about having a sister with cancer? You can’t pull on her hair.
What do you call a man with a Johnny on his nose? Fuck nose.
Which scary movie did the bear refuse to watch?
The Bear Witch Project.
Q. What's the difference between an assassinated Healthcare CEO and Old Yeller?
A. I cried when they shot Old Yeller.
What do a plastic bag and Jeffery Epstein have in common?
They're both dangerous to children.