Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call an older white man surrounded by young black men in the 1800s?
Master.
What do you call an older white man surrounded by young black men in the 2000s?
Coach.
Autistic spesh people are drongos.
Do you think midgets start their childhood stories off with, "When I was little"?
I met a kid at the park. He was holding a picture of his parents in his hands. They had died on 9/11.
So, I went to comfort him. I said, "Hey, I lost my grandpa on 9/11. He was great. At flying a plane."
Q: What do Epstein and Dahmer have in common?
A: They both like to eat kids in and out.
How come you never see a broke midget?
Because he’s living in the broke man’s boots.
Yo mama so fat, when I went to the beach, the sun went down.
Spanish folks must love Olaf because they say his name to me all the time.
Germans be like, “Guten Morgan.”
Bitch, that's not my name.
Every time French people greet me, they say "banjo."
Nga, I don't got no fucking banjo.
Chuck Norris doesn't need protein bars. He just eats his own shit.
Down syndrome people are like dogs.
Prove me wrong.
A kindergarten teacher is chatting with little John. The teacher asks John, "John, can you get me some pencils?" John replies, "Sure, I'll do it!" and accidentally knocks over a vase.
The teacher says, "Oh, John!"
John asks, "What does that mean?" The teacher replies, "It's kind of a synonym for 'You loser!'"
Satan: "Why are you in hell?"
Me: "I threw itching powder on somebody with no arms."
Autistic kids are like cats. Prove me wrong.
What's the best part about duck tape?
It turns "No, no, no!" into "Mmmm, mmmmm, mmmmm!"
It makes it real easy to get to home base on that first date, too.
Why did they invent white chocolate?
So Black people can be messy too.
What’s a gay man’s favorite cereal?
Froot Loops
Him: Hey girl, do you have pet insurance?
Her: Yes, why do you ask?
Him: Cuz I'm going to bang that pussy up!
Why can orphans stay out until whatever time?
Because their parents won't tell them when to come home.