Worst Jokes Ever
Who lives under the sea?\n\nMalaysia flight 370.
When I cut vegetables for my famous stew, I don’t know why everyone in the nursing home is always looking at me.
When you were supposed to help the depressed kid, but not "help" the depressed kid.
How do you think they found out cows produce milk?
Two kids having fun in the barn.
What’s an orphan’s favorite drink?
Foster’s.
Q. What do you call a person with Alzheimer's?
It doesn't matter. They'll forget what you said in thirty seconds anyway.
How do you know your sister’s on her period? Your dad's cock tastes funny.
Why was Balls afraid of Magic?
Because Magic eight Balls.
How do you know your sister’s on her period? Your sisters pussy taste funny
How do you know your sister’s on her period? Your sister pussy taste funny
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the airplane!"
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What's the best card in Clash Royale?
The Credit Card.
When your girlfriend picks you up and decides to prank you by not wearing pants to a seafood restaurant:
Did you get seafood without me? It smells like fish.
When your girlfriend picks you up and decides to prank you by not wearing pants to a seafood restaurant.
Did you get seafood without me?
Why don’t midgets wear tampons?
Because they’ll trip over the string.
Don't steal. That's the government's job.
What's the difference between milk and a cancer patient?
There's none, they both don't age well.
What do you call two natives in a sleeping bag?
Twix.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.