Worst Jokes Ever
That's a knee slapper, or should I say, a wheel slapper?
So, this kid told me what high school he was going to and asked me if I thought he would make it in.
I said, "No, they don't have double doors."
What fruit loves rollercoasters the most?
A kiwiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
Why'd the orange lose the race?
Because it ran out of juice.
I love your hair today.
How did you get it to come out your nose like that?
What do you call something that eats kids?
An upset mother.
So, I was at the gas station drinking a Slurpee when I heard an old lady start talking to me. She says, "Hey, can you check my balance?" so she could buy a chocolate bar.
So, I pushed her over and said, "Not much."
Why are transgender people like confused kids?
Because they both don't know what they want to be in life.
What do you call an older white man surrounded by young black men in the 1800s?
Master.
What do you call an older white man surrounded by young black men in the 2000s?
Coach.
What did one lung say to another lung?
"We belung together!"
What’s something you can say about your clothes but not your partner?
It’s just a rental.
The Schönes restaurant has a great atmosphere. Order a counter and pay Tari, or Eich super made sure food and drinks stayed upright.
The historic gastronomy of the Hochspreizener, however, is even better. The lasagna is delicious and the rest will be waiting for you for days. Microwave effect. War is great.
This company is not cheap and the methods are excellent.
What do Indian and Jewish people have in common?
They both avoid the showers at all times.
What do Arby's and black women have in common? They both have the meats.
What do dicks and rubix cubes have in common.
The more you play with them, the harder they get.
Joseph Rosenbaum died doing what he loved: chasing minors.
What do Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Ilhan Omar, Ayanna Pressley, and Rashida Tlaib all have in common?
All four of them are garbage.
What is the difference between a zebra and a female NCO?
A zebra didn't have to suck and fuck to get its stripes.
Why do trannies have such high rates of suicide?
Because they want everyone to accept them, but they can't accept themselves.
How do you affirm a trans woman's gender?
By kicking him hard in the balls.