my friend was in a crash so when he got put in a wheelchair people bullied him so i told him to stand up for him self
6 Germans walk into a BAR... and only three walk out.
Why do trans women make the best golf course grounds staff? They’re enthusiastic about getting rid of unwanted balls.
why chicken corss road because he get hit by car
yo mama so fat she ate mcdonald
Im evilest-evil man yes you are-scared guy No me it me: Evil super evil boy
what does rapboat and caseoh have in common? They're both chubby
what is rapboat's favorite musical note? A minor
When a mute girl gives a hand job is it oral?
Why are Black people getting stronger? Because the TVs are getting bigger
What’s the best part having sex with a pregnant woman? You can have sex and a blow job at the same time
In honor of Diddy:
The ice CREAM machine at McDonalds now works!
I asked a person in a wheelchair if they wanted to fight, all I had to do is say stand up
Trees are just bushes with lift kits.
what does a orphan and a military man not have in common, neither gets to go back home
one time my dad was an orphan, so I questioned where he learned to parent
Why don’t rappers tell secrets?
Because they always end up DROPPING it
You will remember reading this for the rest of your life.
my grandpa was a great pilot. but he died. on September 11 2001
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good rappers always STAND OUT
