I watched a documentary about a man who grew up in the Catholic church.
It was a touching story.
Why don’t rappers ever get lost?
They always have a SICK FLOW to follow
For centuries the catholic church censored everything that wouldn‘t fit with their teachings. You know what I call that?
Chancel culture!
What do you call a bus full of transgender men? T-mobile.
Did you hear about the dyslexic American police officer? He shot a Ginger.
I'm starting a new charity where homosexuals help the extreme handicapped. I'm calling it "Fruits and Vegetables"
The general proofreading Hitler's speeches was the original Grammar Nazi
How do you restrain a straight person? Give them a straight jacket. How do you restrain a trans person? Make the trans’ vest tight
How do you describe a redhead with bad teeth? Gingervitus
I'm always willing to go down on a handicapped girl Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.
A conman, a mentally handicapped person, and a Russian spy walk into a bar
And the bartender asks, "What will it be, Mr. President?"
What's the hardest thing when working with the severely mentally handicapped? My dick.
If a deaf kid swears in sign language, does his mom wash his hands with soap?
Who was the most successful Transgender and Transrace person in history? Michael Jackson. He grew up a poor, black boy, and died a rich, white woman.
How do you tell whether you’ve satisfied a redhead? She unlocks the handcuffs.
What do slinkies and the handicapped have in common?
They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.
What do you call a deaf and blind axe murderer? Helen Killer
I'm always willing to go down on a special needs girl Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.
on Halloween you better hide your candy, or else there will be a fella named big dick randy