Why was the bee’s hair sticky?
He used honeycomb
I wrote a song about a tortilla
Actually, it’s more of a wrap
Son: Dad I have black skin and you have white skin, are you sure ur my parents? Dad: oh...., well I never thought it would come to this, or to ur head that you were kidnapped..... Son: am I kidnapped? Dad; well ur adopted, and if you want to see ur biological parents they’ll be waiting for you in heaven
Why did the rapper refuse to write a diss track?
He didn’t want to start beef, he’s VEGAN
What is the last thing you wanna see during a prostate exam? The doctor take off his watch
Did you know there’s black holes billions of years old? What’s more amazing is the black holes Stephen Hawking studied We’re only 14 years old.
What do you call a black person with a pride flag? A Cosmic brownie
just cause I have a big penis doesn't mean I cant have sex
I got LEGOs for Christmas and my friend got her father's headstone
If her age is on the timer, I don't care if she's a minor.
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good luck finding someone who’s always in the BOOTH