Your Mum jokes
Your mum is so fat, she gets hit by a parked car!
Your mum is so poor, she can't afford free samples.
Why did your mum touch me? Because she was a pedo.
Your mum gay, lol.
What's thick, 12 inches, and in your mum's throat?
My penis.
Your mum!
I go balls deep in your mum with no power.
Your mum is so fat Les Dawson would agree with me that when she passes her handbag from hand to hand, she throws it.
Your mum is so stupid, she tried to take the crown off a "Keep Calm and Carry On" poster so that she could become the new queen of England.
I fucked your mum!
Your mama is so fat that all restaurants say, "Maximum weight 240KG or your mum!"
When a man sleeps with a lot of women, he's called a stud. When a woman sleeps with a lot of men, she's called your mum.