Your Mama jokes
Your mama's so ugly that when she looks in the mirror, you can see Micah.
When your mama went to Sea World, the whales started singing, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"
Your mama's so fat that she can’t even talk, even if Kevin says, "Oh my gosh!" 'cause she has a big ass mouth.
Your mama is so ugly! Ghostface from Scream won't even make that call!
Your mama is so ugly, she summoned Bloody Mary.
She handed her an application through the mirror.
Your mama is so fat that when she sat down on the couch for a family picture, it was just her.
Your mama's so fat, she runs a trade deficit with food!
I went to the orphanage and yelled "your mama" jokes.
From your mom.
Your mama is so ugly even Dora can't explore her.
Your mama so fat that when she went to McDonald's, they said, "Sorry, you've had enough, ma'am."
Your mama is so funny looking that when the doctor called her, he said, "Never visit me again. I hope you die!"
Your mama is so fat, the photo I took of her last Christmas is still printing.
Your mama's so stupid that she went on to hike Mountain Dew...
Your mama so ugly she went by a TV and missed eight episodes.
"You is so black your mama fainted."
Your mama so fat she sunk the HMS ship!
Your mama is so slow, she walked by a TV and missed eight episodes.
Your mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale the doctor asked for her weight, not her phone number.
Your mama is so fat, she needs two phones to take a picture of herself.
Your mama so fat, she caused a traffic jam just by crossing the street.