Your mama is so fat that when she sat down on the couch for a family picture, it was just her.
I went to the orphanage and yelled "your mama" jokes.
From your mom.
Your mama is so ugly even Dora can't explore her.
Your mama so fat that when she went to McDonald's, they said, "Sorry, you've had enough, ma'am."
Your mama is so funny looking that when the doctor called her, he said, "Never visit me again. I hope you die!"
your mama so slow she went by a TV and Miss eight episodes
Your mama so fat she sunk the HMS ship!
Your mama so ugly she went by a TV and missed eight episodes.
"You is so black your mama fainted."
your mama is so fat when she stepped on the scale the doctor asked for her weight not her phone number.
Your mama is so fat. Even God couldn't raise her spirit.
Your mama's so stupid that she went on to hike Mountain Dew...
Your mama is so ugly.
The Buddhist monks broke their vow of silence.
Your mama so fat, it took all the trees to build her a coffin.
Your mama so fat, she caused a traffic jam just by crossing the street.
Your mama is so fat, she needs two phones to take a picture of herself.
When your mama went to Sea World, the whales started singing, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"
Your mama is so nasty.
She showed up to Red Lobster with her own crabs.
Your mama is so fat, you can't tell if she's pregnant or not.
Your mama so fat, when she put a leg in the car, the wheels deflated.
