Your Mama jokes
Your mama is so stupid that she put a ruler under her pillow to see how long she slept.
You're so ugly that when your mama had you, she tried to give you away, but there was nowhere to give you.
Your mama's so fat that when she went to space, there was no space left.
Your mama's so ugly that when she looks in the mirror, you can see Micah.
Your mama is so ugly, she summoned Bloody Mary.
She handed her an application through the mirror.
Your mama's so fat, she runs a trade deficit with food!
Your mama is so fat that when she sat down on the couch for a family picture, it was just her.
I went to the orphanage and yelled "your mama" jokes.
From your mom.
Your mama is so ugly even Dora can't explore her.
Your mama so fat that when she went to McDonald's, they said, "Sorry, you've had enough, ma'am."
Your mama's so fat, she needed NASA to make her ID card!
Your mama is so fat, the photo I took of her last Christmas is still printing.
Your mama is so funny looking that when the doctor called her, he said, "Never visit me again. I hope you die!"
Your mama so fat, it took all the trees to build her a coffin.
Your mama's so young your dad went to jail.
Your mama is so nasty.
She showed up to Red Lobster with her own crabs.
Your mama is so ugly.
The Buddhist monks broke their vow of silence.
Your mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale the doctor asked for her weight, not her phone number.
The earth used to be flat until your mama was buried.
Your mama's so stupid that she went on to hike Mountain Dew...