Your Mama

Your Mama jokes

Mama

Your mama is so fat that when she sat down on the couch for a family picture, it was just her.

Mama

Your mama so fat that when she went to McDonald's, they said, "Sorry, you've had enough, ma'am."

Mama

Your mama is so funny looking that when the doctor called her, he said, "Never visit me again. I hope you die!"

Mama

Your mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale the doctor asked for her weight, not her phone number.

Mama

Your mama is so ugly.

The Buddhist monks broke their vow of silence.

Mama

Your mama's so stupid that she went on to hike Mountain Dew...

Mama

Your mama is so slow, she walked by a TV and missed eight episodes.

Mama

Your mama is so nasty.

She showed up to Red Lobster with her own crabs.

Mama

When your mama went to Sea World, the whales started singing, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"

Mama

Your mama is so fat, she needs two phones to take a picture of herself.

Mama

Your mama so fat, she caused a traffic jam just by crossing the street.