Your Mama jokes

Your mama is so fat that when she jumped, they found water on Mars.

Your mama so fat she sunk the HMS ship!

Roses are red, violets are blue, it's really no wonder your mama left you!

Your mama so fat, she caused a traffic jam just by crossing the street.

Your mama's so fat, when she went to the baseball tournament, she knocked everyone out of the park.

Your mama is so fat, it said "To be continued..." then it loaded and said "One person at a time!"

Your mama is so fat. She gets winded just thinking about running.

Your mama's so fat, scientists found a new planet called Heranus.

Your mama so fat that’s why Hulk gets big.

Your mama so fat, when Santa saw her he said, "Ho, ho, holy s***!"

Your mama is so ugly even the trolls threw up.

Your mama is so stupid, Patrick Starr ran away because he thought she might be contagious.

Your mama so fat that when you were born, yo mama gave you carpet burn.

Your mama is so ugly, she doesn't have to flush the toilet. She already scared the shit out of it.

Yo mama was so fat, the Earth was flat before they put your mama in a grave.

Your mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, it only got rid of weight.

Your mama is so fat, when I think of her in my head, she just broke my neck.

Your mama so slow, she went by a TV and missed eight episodes.

Your mama is so old, her first Christmas, she was a Wiseman's +1.

I like your mama's big butt, and I cannot lie.