Your Mama jokes
Your mama smells so bad that everytime she goes outside, she gets ticketed for pollution. She's so ugly that everytime she looks out a window, she gets arrested for mooning.
Your mama so ugly, when the baby came out of her, the baby didn't cry. The baby said, "What the hell is this shit?" and walked out of the hospital.
Your mama is so ugly, her shadow got a restraining order.
Your mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, it only got rid of weight.
Your mama is so stupid. She fell off a bike and didn't know which way to fall!
Your mama is so ugly.
The Buddhist monks broke their vow of silence.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not your.
Not your who?
Not your mama!
Your mama so fat when she sits on the toilet it sings, "ABC, 123, get your fat ass off of me!"
Your mama so fat the flash died halfway running around her.
Your mama so fat she sunk the HMS ship!
Your mama so fat, she caused a traffic jam just by crossing the street.
Your mama is so stupid, Patrick Starr ran away because he thought she might be contagious.
The earth used to be flat until your mama was buried.
Your mama so slow, she went by a TV and missed eight episodes.
Your mama's so fat, scientists found a new planet called Heranus.
Your mama is so fat, when I think of her in my head, she just broke my neck.
Your mama's so fat that she's bigger than the Titanic.
Your mama is so fat.
She steps on the scales. She has to return in a couple days to get the results.
Your mama is so stupid, her phone died, so she buried it in the backyard!
Your mama so fat, when Santa saw her he said, "Ho, ho, holy s***!"