Your Mama jokes
The best thing about an orphan? They don’t have to suffer from "your mama" jokes.
Your mama so fat, when Pennywise said, "We all float down here," he saw her and suddenly knew he was mistaken.
Your mama is so far that when she told a joke, no one was laughing, but the floor was literally cracking up.
Your mama is so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.
Your mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Your mama is so fat, she only knows three words: KFC.
It’s like going to the orphan and telling your mama jokes.
Your hairline [is] so bad even your mama left you.
Your mama is so fat, the Marvel Universe disappeared.
Your mama is so short, she does backflips under her bed.
Your dad is so stupid that when he jumped the fence, the gate was open.
Your mama so fat, when Santa saw her he said, "Ho, ho, holy s***!"
Your mama's so fat, I don’t know if it is a hippo or not.
Your mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale the doctor asked for her weight, not her phone number.
Your mama is so ugly, she doesn't have to flush the toilet. She already scared the shit out of it.
Your mama so fat she’s on both sides of the family.
Your mama so fat that when she sits around the house, she literally sits around the house.
Your mama is so fat, she sunk Atlantis even though it's in the ocean!
Your hairline went so back, you had to cry to your mama!
Your mama is so fat that she doesn't get crushed by cars, she crushes cars and babies in strollers on the sidewalk when she falls and doesn't see any remains, so there is no evidence.