Your mama is so stupid. Patrick Starr ran away cuz he thought she might be contagious.
Your mama is so fat. She gets winded just thinking about running.
Your mama is so fat. The wall couldn't support her picture.
Your mama is so fat by the time I swerved to miss her with the car I ran out of gas.
Your mama is so old her first Christmas. She was a Wisemans +1
Your mama is so stupid. She fell off a bike and didn't know which way to fall.
Yk the earth was flat till they buried your mama
What are two plus sides to being an orphan are? 1.All your snacks are family sized 2.no one can make jokes about your mama.
Your mama so fat when she fell I didnt laugh but the concrete cracked up.
Youre mama so ugly, When Santa Claus came to her house and saw her, he said,"HO HO HOLY SHIT THAT'S ONE UGLY BITCH!"
Your dad So stupid that when he jumped Fence the gate is open
Your mama so fat when she jump in the pool the water jump out
Your mama is so ugly. Her shadow got a restraining order.
Your mama is so fat. The Marvel Universe disappeared.
Your mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone
Your mama so fat that she can’t even talk even she Kevin say oh my gosh cause she has a big ass mouth
Your mama is so ugly! Ghost face from scream won't even make that call!
Your mama is so ugly. She tried summoning Candyman but he refused to come!
Your mama is so ugly she summoned Bloody Mary. She handed her an application through the mirror.
Your mama so stupid that she put a ruler under her pillow to see how long she slept
