Newest Younger Jokes - Worst Jokes Ever

Why don't parents get school shooting jokes? They're aimed at a younger audience.

My mom when i was younger

Me when my kid trips over the toy
I asked him to pick up 100 times.

On everything i did all this

ADMIT IT
You've done one of these:
1) Walked into a room,
forgot what you needed,
walked out, and then remembered.
2)when you were younger,
drew the sun in
the corner of the paper
3)When you Were little,
thought the shape of a
real heart was actually
4)Closed the fridge door
really slow, just to see
when the lights went off.
5)Tried to balance the
light, between the ON & OFF

I did all this

When I Was Younger...
-I put my arms in my shirt
andtold people I lost them.
- I slept with all my stuffed
animals so none got offended.
- 1 restarted the video game
when I knew I was going to lose.
- 1 poured soda into the cap and
pretended I was Taking shots.
Can You Relate?

My life rn

Younger sibling: *empties
entire bank account*
Parents: oh, dear it's
our happy little mistake
Older sibling: Spills a drop of water
Parents
You have forfeited your life privileges

My parents raised me as an only child, which really annoyed my younger sister.

There was once a young sister who never got anything good for her birthday, and she was sick of it. So one day the girl asked for a puppy, and the parents said yes. When she got the puppy, he was nice. But the puppy needed food every two minutes. The parents eventually the parents got sick of it and came up with a plan. Two weeks passed and the younger and less fat sister asked where her other sister was as she wanted to play barbies. “And also, why haven’t you been feeding the dog? He needs food you know.” The parents only answered with “oh! Yes, you can have a room all to yourself now. And about the puppy..he won’t need feeding for years.”

When I was younger i went to an indian convenience store to pick up a lottery ticket. When the Cashier handed me the ticket, she told me to "hold it properly". So I ripped the red dot right off of her forehead.

But you could get plastic surgery and look 20 years younger, with that, no one will suspect you!

My dads the oldest and when he was young he shot my grandpas balls off but I thought about it how does my dad have younger brothers

I never get school shooting jokes. Maybe they're aimed at a younger audience

1) did you hear the one about the school shooting- Actually I better not...... You wouldn't understand it's aimed more towards a younger audience 2) 6 was scared cuz 7 8 9 so why was 10 scared because it was in between 9-11 3) 10 dead babies

When younger girls say I want my period or it will not be bad

*eating chocolate in bed crying * 😂😂 My face at them when they say that 🤣🙄😵 Them I got my period *them hurting*. Me: told u

Did you hear about the school shooting joke? Well, I won't tell you it's aimed at a younger audience.

This is a poem my younger sister when she was three, recited to a crowd and I will never forget it. It is very short though.

Good night, sleep tight, wake up bright in the morning light, to do what's right, with all your might.

Teacher:I was an orphan when i was younger

Student:oof

Teacher:is anyone not here

Student:yes your parents

Why am I so fat? When I was younger my mother said I should be the bigger person.

Why do mostly younger orphans get adopted? Because who wants a traffic an adult?

Mom: Anna let your younger brother have the sled one half of the time and you the other half that way it will all be fair and I don't have to put up with this crying, I've already got 7 others to take care of.

Anna: I do mom. I have Fred(younger brother) go up and I go down!

Mom: Good. NOW HOW 'BOUT THE REST OF YOU GO PLAY OUTSIDE IT'S BEAUTIFUL OUT THERE IT'S THE WARMEST IT'S BEEN ALL YEAR, 45 DEGREES BELOW 0!

Kids: WOW! I never thought it would warm up! I love Alaska!

Chenle: One time when i was younger, someone asked me how old i was and i forget. I had to Wikipedia my age to remember Jisung: This is the richest thing I've ever heard in my life.