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I’m am very sad that you guys are making fun of adopted kids because I am adopted:(:(😢🥺😢😭😭

hi ii'm adopt and you guys hurt my feelings it is not god :(😔😞😔🥺 ii'm just a kid ii'm 7.

r/Kendrick Lamar
20m
would you guys give kendrick head if it meant he would
drop an album tomorrow?
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Expectation:
Get on
the boat

Reallity:
Make me
You lost the war so I am
going to trade you guys
for more european
muskets so that I can
keep expanding my
kindgom and be wealthier

have you guys heard about the crazy shadow glitch in the game sonic x? Just google sonic x shadow

experiment

Optional Depression
33.3k points 4 months ago edited 4 months ago
I'd train gorillas in weightlifting, really see how tanked they can get. Boost them with steroids along
the way.
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After that, I take my army of beasts, pump them full of cocaine, and let them loose in an empty
shopping mall.
Wanna see which stores they like and which ones they don't. Y'know, for science nshit.
Edit: I've had some fantastic input from you geniuses. To add: The gorillas will be trained in all
beefup exercises, even though science is against me on this one. We're gonna throw some PCP in
with the cocaine. Cybernetic hearts to handle the load of coke, yadda, yadda, yadda... thought I
had more on this. Oh! And the mall is empty because I'm not a freaking murderer, you guys! Quit
trying to kill everyone! Not all science is about death, geez.

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Faisal Saeed Al Mutar
20 hrs.
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It must be incredibly frustrating as an Islamic terrorist not to have your views
and motives taken seriously by the societies you terrorize, even after you
have explicitly and repeatedly stated them. Even worse, those on the
regressive left, in their endless capacity for masochism and self-loathing,
have attempted to shift blame inwardly on themselves, denying the terrorists
even the satisfaction of claiming responsibility.
It's like a bad Monty Python sketch:
"We did this because our holy texts exhort us to to do it."
"No you didn't."
"Wait, what? Yes we did..."
"No, this has nothing to do with religion. You guys are just using religion as a
front for social and geopolitical reasons."
"WHAT!? Did you even read our official statement? We give explicit Quranic
justification. This is jihad, a hely crusade against pagans, blasphemers, and
disbelievers."
"No, this is definitely not a Muslim thing. You guys are not true Muslims, and
you defame a great religion by saying so."
Huh!? Who are you to tell us we're not true Muslims!? Islam is literally at the
core of everything we do, and we have implemented the truest most literal
and honest interpretation of its founding texts. It is our very reason for being."
"Nope. We created you. We installed a social and economic system that
alienates and disenfranchises you, and that's why you did this. We're sorry."
"What? Why are you apologizing? We just slaughtered you mercilessly in the
streets. We targeted unwitting civilians - disenfranchisement doesn't even
enter into it!"
"Listen, it's our fault. We don't blame you for feeling unwelcome and lashing
out."
"Seriously, stop taking credit for this! We worked really hard to pull this off,
and we're not going to let you take it away from us."
"No, we nourished your extremism. We accept full blame."
"OMG, how many people do we have to kill around here to finally get our
message across?"

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Anyone going to garwood
connectivity
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I love children
akshara
Garwood???
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you guys are concerning
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Anyone
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math grp
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wanna go eat spaghetti
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Cash
be alone
using after a normal
sentence is so funny
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NAH CAUSE WHEN I TELL YOU I
BURSTED OUT LAUGHING IN
THE MIDDLE OF CLASS
no

Brrr it's fucking cold outside aye? What do you guys want for Christmas? A sweet video game? Maybe a cool action figure? Oh how about the latest phone! Who me? Oh I guess... I wish snow could melt as fast as the snowflakes that downvote good jokes! Merry Christmas ya filthy animals!

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"You guys always act like you're better than me"
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Wade

not a meme

at this moment, my bday is coming up. i was planning on ending everything
when my bday comes. nobody will change my mind. ive been waiting for 4 years
to finally end it all. im turning 16. i just wanna say thank you everyone who
stayed with me even if it was just a few weeks or a month or more for other ppl.
i just wanna thank you for everything you guys did for me. i just couldn't just
abandon what ive been waiting for. ive been waiting for 4 years to finally be able
to do it. i waited bc i want to see if i changed my mind. but no,its still the same
thing nothing changed. i want to say goodbye for everyone here bc this might be
the last time ill be online on boredpanda bc i have to get ready for the day to
come. Thank you everyone, i love you guys

thank you guys for 6 whole followers! im so happy

I’m autistic and I don’t approve of you guys making fun of the 75,000,000 other people

What makes you guys high? I get high when I have a dead fish in my lunchbox.

You guys, this is my last time publishing something here. You guys have been sending rude comments, and I need to work on my mental health. Goodbye.

Hey, guys! Just a quick reminder to spread kindness today. And treat others how you want to be treated! Rate your day scale of 1-10 in the comments below. Mine was about a 7. Also, can you guys please comment what you guys want me to cover in these little messages? Sometimes it's hard to tell if you guys like that I'm doing this kind of stuff or not.