Yoo jokes

My friend's dad died during 9/11. He was such a good pilot, but my friend kept disturbing him, so when his dad died, he said, "It was you who killed me" (to the child).

So the child said, "Yoo-hoo? What type of name is Yoo-hoo, but Yoo-hoo, Yoo-hoo come here, I need to kill you NOW."

Yo mama is so fat, she jumped on a trampoline and she broke it.

Yoo! I found a $100 bill, found a child who said they lost their $100 bill. Gave them $25.

When God gives you glory, you give it back.

(amazing pick up line) Yoo, what if we got matching tattoos? You get two towers and I get a plane, because I crashed right into your life!

Yo... Kobe, you're going down man. Did you forget the low grade fuel?

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to stop the Cold War with a heater.

Yo, back off from my homey Freshfry; he's mine!

Why could you not hear the dinosaur clap? Because it's dead.