Yo mama so stupid, she tried to stop the Cold War with a heater.
Yoo! I found a $100 bill, found a child who said they lost their $100 bill. Gave them $25.
When God gives you glory, you give it back.
(amazing pick up line) Yoo, what if we got matching tattoos? You get two towers and I get a plane, because I crashed right into your life!
Yo... Kobe, you're going down man. Did you forget the low grade fuel?
Why could you not hear the dinosaur clap? Because it's dead.
yoo back off from my homey freshfry he mine
Yo mama is so fat, she jumped on a trampoline and she broke it.
My friend's dad died during 9/11. He was such a good pilot, but my friend kept disturbing him, so when his dad died, he said, "It was you who killed me" (to the child).
So the child said, "Yoo-hoo? What type of name is Yoo-hoo, but Yoo-hoo, Yoo-hoo come here, I need to kill you NOW."
