Yo mama so stupid, she tried to stop the Cold War with a heater.
Yoo! I Found a 100$ Bill, Found a child who said they lost their 100$ Bill. Gave them 25$ When god gives you glory. You give it back.
(amazing pick up line) yoo what if we got matching tattoos u get 2 towers and i get a plane, Bc i crashed right into ur life ;)
Yoo... Kobe your going down man did you forget the low grade fuel?
Why cood yoo not heer the dinasor clap? Becasue its deade
yoo mama is so fat she jump on a trampoline and she broke it
yoo back off from my homey freshfry he mine
My friends dad died during the 9/11 he was such a good pilot but my friend kept disturbing him so when hes dad died he said it was you who killed me(to the child).so the the child Sayed yoo-hoo?what type of name is yoo-hoo,but yoo-hoo yoo-hoo come here I need to k1ll you NOW