Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so ugly, when she went to unlock her phone with her face, it said, "disconnected."

Yo mama so ugly, Itachi couldn't look at her to put her in a genjutsu.

Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn’t make enough shadow clones to surround her.

Yo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn’t fit.

Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn't make enough shadow clones to surround her.

Jo Mama is so dumb, she tried to eat the Super Bowl.

Jo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn't fit!

Yo mama so fat that when I banged her in the jacuzzi, there was a level 8 tsunami.

Yo mom is so fat when she went to sit on the couch it said, "To be continued."

Yo mama is so ugly that when she went through a face ID, it didn't think she was human.

Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the "log in" page on her computer, she went and put a log in it.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to stop the Cold War with a heater.

Your mama's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it said, "Viewer discretion advised!"

Yo mama so fat, she had to get baptized in the ocean.

Yo mama is so fat, her car has stretch marks.

Yo mama's so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.

Yo mama's so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.

Joe mama is so fat, Dora can't explore her.

Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to smell her own nose.

Yo mama's so stupid, she drowned in the pond because the sign said, "No Swimming!"