Yo Mama Jokes

Yo mama so fat, she had to get baptized in the ocean.

Yo mama is so fat, her car has stretch marks.

Yo mama's so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.

Yo mama's so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.

Joe mama is so fat, Dora can't explore her.

Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to smell her own nose.

Yo mama's so stupid, she drowned in the pond because the sign said, "No Swimming!"

Yo mama's so stupid, she took a Covid test and got an F.

Yo mama so small that she tried to hike Mountain Dew.

Yo mama is so stupid, she took her dog to the vet because she thought he had a tube of lipstick stuck between his legs.

Yo mama's so fat, when she went on the scale it said, "Still counting."

Yo mama so fat, the Egyptians modeled the pyramids based on her.

Yo mama so fat, she was the iceberg that sank the Titanic.

Yo mama's so fat, Darth Vader wanted her to be the Death Star!

Yo mama so fat, I couldn't see the store.

Yo mama so ugly Donald Trump said "wrong!"

Yo mama was so fat, Huggy Wuggy couldn't fit his arms around her!

Yo mama's so fat, there's not enough yo mama's so fat jokes to tell how fat she is.

Yo mama so fat, her future is brighter than VY Canis Majoris!

Yo mama is so fat that she's bigger than the cinematic Marvel Universe.