Yo mama jokes

Jo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn't fit!

Yo mama so fat that when I banged her in the jacuzzi, there was a level 8 tsunami.

Yo mom is so fat when she went to sit on the couch it said, "To be continued."

Yo mama is so ugly that when she went through a face ID, it didn't think she was human.

Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the "log in" page on her computer, she went and put a log in it.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to stop the Cold War with a heater.

Your mama's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it said, "Viewer discretion advised!"

Yo mama so fat, she had to get baptized in the ocean.

Yo mama is so fat, her car has stretch marks.

Yo mama's so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.

Yo mama's so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.

Joe mama is so fat, Dora can't explore her.

Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to smell her own nose.

Yo mama's so stupid, she drowned in the pond because the sign said, "No Swimming!"

Yo mama's so stupid, she took a Covid test and got an F.

Yo mama so small that she tried to hike Mountain Dew.

Yo mama is so stupid, she took her dog to the vet because she thought he had a tube of lipstick stuck between his legs.

Yo mama's so fat, when she went on the scale it said, "Still counting."

Yo mama so fat, the Egyptians modeled the pyramids based on her.

Yo mama so fat, she was the iceberg that sank the Titanic.