Yo mamas so fat when she went in the scale it said still counting
Yo mama so fat, the Egyptians modeled the pyramids based on her.
Yo mama so fat, she was the iceberg that sank the Titanic.
Yo mama's so fat, Darth Vader wanted her to be the Death Star!
Yo mama so fat I couldn't the the store
Yo mama so ugly Donald trump said wrong
Yo mama was so fat, Huggy Wuggy couldn't fit his arms around her :(
Yo mamas so fat there's not enough yo mamas so fat jokes to tell how fat she is
Yo mama so fat her future is brighter than VY Canis Majoris!
Yo mama so fat that she's bigger than the cinematic marvel universe.
Yo mama so far, she makes the Statue of Freedom look like a 6-inch action figure.
Yo mama so fat she has to bathe in the Pacific ocean.
Yo mamas so fat her she thinks the buffet is the starter plate.
Yo mama so fat she fat she makes the sun look like a dwarf star
Yo mama is so fat, the country of Russia isn't big enough to house her!
Yo mama so FAT..
That when she had sex with you..
Your balls turned to pancakes.
Yo mama so fat...
That when she used a jump rope... Every time she jumped caused a giant cataclysm!
Tell world best yo mama joke to an orphan, then watch them cry😈
Yo mama so fat that she was born on the 3rd, 4th, and 5th of March.
Yo mama's so fat that when she went sky diving, she caused another global extinction.
