Yo mama jokes
Yo mama so fat that when she went out in high heels, she came back in flip flops.
Yo mama so dumb, she thought "The Squid Game" was an all-you-can-eat buffet.
Yo mama so stupid, she used a fork to save the milk from the cereal.
Yo mama so fat that every time she takes a swim, the Arctic sinks by a mile!
Yo mama so fat, she can’t even fit in the living room!
Yo mama so fat that Will Smith could slap her from a mile away.
Yo mama so ugly, she the real reason all the dodos died.
The one good thing about an orphan is that they don't get roasted with a "yo mama" joke.
Yo mama joke.
Yo mama so vegetarian that she loves the Vegan Teacher!
Yo mama is so fat, when she was a spy, she was called "double obese."
Yo mama so fat, I stood next to her and lost cell phone reception.
I bet you like men!
Yo mama so gay, she almost passed away.
Yo mama's hairline is so god damn far back even Joe Biden wouldn't sniff it.
Me, Joe Biden: What do you mean *snifff*
Yo mama so fat, everyday people kept asking: "Are you pregnant?"
Yo mama is so fat that a whole forest grew on her, but it was sad because she really smells, so the forest died.
Yo mama is so nonverbal that she’s Boss Baby.
Yo mama so fat, One Punch Man had to punch 3 times.
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to unlock her phone with her face, it said, "disconnected."