I bet you like men!
Yo Mama Jokes
Yo mama so gay, she almost passed away.
Yo mama's hairline is so god damn far back even Joe Biden wouldn't sniff it.
Me, Joe Biden: What do you mean *snifff*
Yo mama so fat, everyday people kept asking: "Are you pregnant?"
Yo mama is so fat that a whole forest grew on her, but it was sad because she really smells, so the forest died.
Yo mama is so nonverbal that she’s Boss Baby.
Yo mama so fat, One Punch Man had to punch 3 times.
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to unlock her phone with her face, it said, "disconnected."
Yo mama so ugly, Itachi couldn't look at her to put her in a genjutsu.
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn’t make enough shadow clones to surround her.
Yo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn’t fit.
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn't make enough shadow clones to surround her.
Jo Mama is so dumb, she tried to eat the Super Bowl.
Jo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn't fit!
Yo mama so fat that when I banged her in the jacuzzi, there was a level 8 tsunami.
Yo mom is so fat when she went to sit on the couch it said, "To be continued."
Yo mama is so ugly that when she went through a face ID, it didn't think she was human.
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the "log in" page on her computer, she went and put a log in it.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to stop the Cold War with a heater.
Your mama's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it said, "Viewer discretion advised!"
