Yo mama jokes

Yo mama joke.

Yo mama so vegetarian that she loves the Vegan Teacher!

Yo mama is so fat, when she was a spy, she was called "double obese."

Yo mama so fat, I stood next to her and lost cell phone reception.

I bet you like men!

Yo mama so gay, she almost passed away.

Yo mama's hairline is so god damn far back even Joe Biden wouldn't sniff it.

Me, Joe Biden: What do you mean *snifff*

Yo mama so fat, everyday people kept asking: "Are you pregnant?"

Yo mama is so fat that a whole forest grew on her, but it was sad because she really smells, so the forest died.

Yo mama is so nonverbal that she’s Boss Baby.

Yo mama so fat, One Punch Man had to punch 3 times.

Yo mama so ugly, when she went to unlock her phone with her face, it said, "disconnected."

Yo mama so ugly, Itachi couldn't look at her to put her in a genjutsu.

Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn’t make enough shadow clones to surround her.

Yo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn’t fit.

Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn't make enough shadow clones to surround her.

Jo Mama is so dumb, she tried to eat the Super Bowl.

Jo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn't fit!

Yo mama so fat that when I banged her in the jacuzzi, there was a level 8 tsunami.

Yo mom is so fat when she went to sit on the couch it said, "To be continued."