Yo mama

Yo mama jokes

Yo mama is so stupid, when she saw on her computer it said "You have 3 cookies," she broke it.

Yo mama is so ugly that when she turned on the TV, it changed channels by itself.

Yo mama's so ugly, she went into a haunted house......

And came back out with a job application, then that ran away *CAUSE SHE'S A UGLY FUCK*

Yo mama so stupid she thought seaweed was something fish smoke.

Yo mama so fat when she laid on a water bed, she laid on the whole Pacific Ocean.

Yo mama so stupid, when I said, "Go deep," she dug a hole in the field.

Yo mama's so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.

Yo mama so stupid, she brought weed to the highway. Then she realized, "I'm not stupid, I was just high as a bitch." She just got fucked so hard by her man, she thought she was high.