Yo mama is so stupid, when she saw on her computer it said "You have 3 cookies," she broke it.
Yo Mama Jokes
Yo momma is so fat, when she caught the flesh-eating bacteria, it gave up!
Yo mama so stupid, she thought baseballs were at Batman!
Yo mama is so ugly that when she turned on the TV, it changed channels by itself.
Yo mama's so ugly, she went into a haunted house......
And came back out with a job application, then that ran away *CAUSE SHE'S A UGLY FUCK*
Yo mama so stupid she thought seaweed was something fish smoke.
Yo mama's so fat, she woke up on both sides of the bed.
Yo mama so fat when she laid on a water bed, she laid on the whole Pacific Ocean.
Yo mama so stupid, when I said, "Go deep," she dug a hole in the field.
Yo mama's so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
Yo mama so stupid, she brought weed to the highway. Then she realized, "I'm not stupid, I was just high as a bitch." She just got fucked so hard by her man, she thought she was high.
Yo mama so hairy, you almost died from a rug burn!
Yo mama so fat, when she put on a yellow raincoat people see her and yell "Hey yo, taxi!"
Yo mama went to Safeway to be safe.
The only people who do yo mama jokes wish they had a mom.
Yo mama so skinny, she choked on a SINGLE STRAND OF SPAGHETTI!
Yo mama is so fat, she couldn't even fit through the rabbit hole at first because she ate like a damn pig last night when we had dinner.
How come yo mama did not come straight home from work last night? Because her daughter had sex with her boyfriend and got drunk.
Yo mama so ugly, she looked in the mirror and it broke.
Yo mama is so fat that she is not wrong when she says the world revolves around her.
