Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so fat that if we cut her open, we could stop world hunger.

Yo mama so fat, she can't pick up a dumbbell... the dumbbell pick her up.

Yo mama’s official weight (in tonnes)

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Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when she smiles at traffic, it slows down.

Yo mama looks like the dinosaur from Lilo & Stitch.

Yo mama is so hairy that she brushed it like her hair and put pins on it.

Yo mama so fat, she is one of the boulders in Indiana Jones.

Yo mama is so ugly that even Donald Trump couldn't be inside her dreams.

Yo mama so fat that when she was on the moon, she had it sent right into the abyss of outer space.

Yo mama so fat, when she ate one cheeseburger, she pooped it out immediately because her butt was too big.

Yo mama so fat, she plays tennis with Pluto.

Yo mama so fat, she uses a mattress as a diaper.

Yo mama so fat, she is 4 feet tall laying down.

Yo mama so dumb, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept!

Yo mama so old, on her birth certificate it said "expired."

Yo mama so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, Skittles popped out.

Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down.

Yo mama so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a shopping list.

Yo mama so ugly, she made the devil go to church.

Yo mama is so dumb, she put speed bumps on the race track.

Yo mama so fat, a bus ran into her and she said, "WHO THREW THAT TWINKIE AT ME?!"

Why did the chicken cross the road?

IDK! WHY?

To go see yo mama!

Yo mama eats so much that she spends her whole life on the toilet.

Yo mama's feet are so fat, she had to wear a sock on each toe.