Yo mama jokes
Yo mama so fat, when she takes an elevator, it ALWAYS goes down!
Yo daddy so stupid, he went to the HO-tel to see some hoes.
Yo mama!
Yo mama so fat, I saw her eat with 3 utensils: A spoon, a knife, and a FORKLIFT.
Yo mama is so stupid, when she saw on her computer it said "You have 3 cookies," she broke it.
Yo momma is so fat, when she caught the flesh-eating bacteria, it gave up!
Yo mama so stupid, she thought baseballs were at Batman!
Yo mama is so ugly that when she turned on the TV, it changed channels by itself.
Yo mama's so ugly, she went into a haunted house......
And came back out with a job application, then that ran away *CAUSE SHE'S A UGLY FUCK*
Yo mama so stupid she thought seaweed was something fish smoke.
Yo mama's so fat, she woke up on both sides of the bed.
Yo mama so fat when she laid on a water bed, she laid on the whole Pacific Ocean.
Yo mama so stupid, when I said, "Go deep," she dug a hole in the field.
Yo mama's so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
Yo mama so stupid, she brought weed to the highway. Then she realized, "I'm not stupid, I was just high as a bitch." She just got fucked so hard by her man, she thought she was high.
Yo mama so hairy, you almost died from a rug burn!
Yo mama so fat, when she put on a yellow raincoat people see her and yell "Hey yo, taxi!"
Yo mama went to Safeway to be safe.
The only people who do yo mama jokes wish they had a mom.
Yo mama so skinny, she choked on a SINGLE STRAND OF SPAGHETTI!