Yo Mama so fat jokes

Yo mama so fat, when she falls, they have to call 999 and a crane to pick her up.

Yo mama so fat, she sat on my dick and broke it.

Yo mama so fat that when she was on the moon, she had it sent right into the abyss of outer space.

Yo mama so fat, she uses the Gulf of Mexico as her hot tub!

Yo mama so fat, she went to the moon without leaving Earth.

Yo mama so fat she needs to sit on 2 chairs.

Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the ocean, the whales said, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"

Yo mama so fat when she walked all we knew was EARTHQUAKE!

Yo mama so fat when she walks the earth talks!

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Yo mama so fat, she meets every world leader there is!

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Yo mama so fat, when she was telling me her weight, I thought she was telling me her number.

Yo mama so fat that she's social distancing from herself.

Yo mama so fat, she takes up the whole bed.

Yo mama so fat, when she was wearing black by a bank which was getting robbed, they thought, "AHH SWAT!"

Yo mama so fat, when she farts, it's counted as a new gas element.

Yo mama so fat she has her own gravity.

But she so ugly people are repelled by her.

Yo mama so fat.

In Super Mario Galaxy, she was a fucking planet!

Yo mama so fat that the weighing scale said, "To be continued..."

Yo mama so fat even Nationwide can't be on her side.

Yo mama so fat, when she walked in the room, we missed three seasons of our show!