Yo Mama so fat jokes
Yo mama so fat, she was pulled over... FOR HAVING 12 POUNDS OF CRACK ON HER!
Yo mama so fat that the sun is her moon.
Yo mama so fat, the cops arrested her because she had 240 pounds of crack on her.
Yo mama so fat, NASA has a satellite orbiting around her.
Yo Mama so fat that when she took a photo of herself to get it printed out, it took 15 years to finish!
Yo mama so fat, that’s why people don’t want to marry her, except for fat guys.
Yo mama so fat, that when she fell I didn’t laugh, but damn that sidewalk cracked up. 👋
Yo mama so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.
Yo mama is so fat that a whole forest grew on her, but it was sad because she really smells, so the forest died.
Yo mama's so fat, when she sits on a dollar, four quarters pop out.
Yo mama so fat, when she went sky diving everyone screamed "METEOR!!!"
Yo mama so fat the scale said, "I need your weight, not your phone number."
Yo mama so fat, she could fly a hot air balloon by letting out her gas.
Yo mama so fat and emo, we call her the rock and roll.
Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scales, it said, "One person at a time, please!"
Yo mama so fat, when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete laughed up.
Yo mama is so fat, she got mixed up with Godzilla!
Yo mama's so fat, she irons her clothes on the driveway.
Yo mama so fat, when she put on a yellow raincoat people see her and yell "Hey yo, taxi!"
Yo mama so fat, when she landed on the earth, the earth cracked like eggs. LOL.