Yo Mama so fat jokes

Yo mama so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.

Yo mama so fat, that when she fell I didn’t laugh, but damn that sidewalk cracked up. 👋

Yo mama is so fat that a whole forest grew on her, but it was sad because she really smells, so the forest died.

Yo mama's so fat, when she sits on a dollar, four quarters pop out.

Yo mama so fat and emo, we call her the rock and roll.

Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scales, it said, "One person at a time, please!"

Yo mama so fat, when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete laughed up.

Yo mama is so fat, she got mixed up with Godzilla!

Yo mama's so fat, she irons her clothes on the driveway.

Yo mama so fat, when she put on a yellow raincoat people see her and yell "Hey yo, taxi!"

"Yo mama is so fat that when I buried her, she made the Earth round."

Yo mama so fat, when she landed on the earth, the earth cracked like eggs. LOL.

Yo mama so fat Trump built a wall around her and not the border.

Yo mama so fat, she sunk the Titanic.

Yo mama so fat...

...people in Florida start buying flood insurance when they see her waddling toward the ocean.

Yo mama so fat, she needs 17 iPhones to take a selfie.

Yo mama so fat that the US (Mexico) and North Korea (South Korea) got into a war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall.

Yo mama is so fat when she goes to the dentist, they make her lay face down.

Yo mama so fat, when she went to bed, the house shook.

Yo mama so fat, when they buried her, they named her Everest. Mount Everest.